Top 30 Nba Jokes

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The Top 30 Nba Jokes List

These are the top 30 Nba Jokes for 2024.

1. Why do basketball players love cookies? Because they can't stop "dunking"!
2. How do NBA players make sure they're always on time? They always "clock" their shots!
3. Why was the basketball team always so cool? Because they had all the fans!
4. Why do basketball players love cookies? Because they can't stop "dunking"!
5. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
6. Why do basketball players love cookies? Because they can't stop "dunking"!
7. What do you call a basketball player who gets a haircut? A "shear" shooter!
8. What do you get when you mix a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
9. Why did the basketball player cross the road? To get to the foul line!
10. What do you get when you mix a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
11. Why did the basketball player sit on the sideline? Because he was in a shooting slump!
12. Why was the NBA player always out of breath? Because he kept shooting for the "air" ball!
13. Why was the basketball team always so cool? Because they had all the fans!
14. Why did the basketball player bring a string to the game? Because he wanted to tie the score!
15. Why did the basketball team go to the bank? Because they wanted to get their bounce checks!
16. Why did the computer go to the basketball game? Because it wanted to improve its "basket" algorithms!
17. Why did the basketball player break up with his girlfriend? Because she always traveled!
18. How do NBA players make sure they're always on time? They always "clock" their shots!
19. What do you call a basketball player who misses every shot? A "rim" procrastinator!
20. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
21. Why do basketball players love cookies? Because they can't stop "dunking"!
22. What do you call a basketball player who can’t stop telling jokes? A "pun" point guard!
23. Why was the basketball court wet? Because the players kept dribbling on it!
24. Why did the basketball team go to the bank? Because they wanted to get their bounce checks!
25. What do you get when you mix a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
26. Why do basketball players love cookies? Because they can't stop "dunking"!
27. Why did the basketball player go to jail? Because he shot the ball!
28. What do you get when you mix a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
29. Why did the basketball player go to music school? Because he wanted to improve his dribbling skills!
30. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

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