Top 30 Rain Jokes

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The Top 30 Rain Jokes List

These are the top 30 Rain Jokes for 2024.

1. Why did the white, fluffy cloud break up with the rain? Because it was tired of the mistreatment.
2. What do you call it when it rains cats and dogs? A simple weather forecast!
3. Why was the math book sad when it rained? Because it had too many problems.
4. What did one raindrop say to the other?
5. Because it had a lot of emotional baggage!
6. What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks? Fowl weather!
7. Why was the math book sad when it rained? Because it had too many problems.
8. What did one raindrop say to the other?
9. Why did the raindrop go to school? Because it wanted to improve its precipitation!
10. Because it had a lot of emotional baggage!
11. Why did the lightning bolt break up with the thundercloud?
12. Why did the raindrop bring a towel? Because it wanted to dry off after a splash!
13. Because it felt under the weather.
14. What did the raindrop say to the umbrella? "Stop blocking my shine!"
15. Why did the lightning bolt break up with the thundercloud?
16. What do you call two straight days of rain in a row? Monday!
17. What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, three's a cloud!
18. Why did the rain go to therapy?
19. Why was the math book sad when it rained? Because it had too many problems.
20. What did one raindrop say to the other?
21. Why did the lightning bolt break up with the thundercloud?
22. What did one raindrop say to the other?
23. Why don't raindrops ever get lost? Because they always follow the clouds!
24. Why did the lightning bolt break up with the thundercloud?
25. What did one raindrop say to the other?
26. Why did the rain go to therapy?
27. Why did the rain go to therapy?
28. Why did the raindrop go to school? To improve its falling grades!
29. Why did the raindrop go to therapy?
30. Why do raindrops like to play sports? Because they love to dribble!

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