Top 30 Rain Jokes

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The Top 30 Rain Jokes List

These are the top 30 Rain Jokes for 2024.

1. What did one raindrop say to the other?
2. Why did the raindrop go to the bank? To liquidate its assets.
3. Why does the rain never play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you're always falling!
4. Why did the lightning bolt break up with the thundercloud?
5. Why did the raindrop go to school? Because it wanted to become a little wetter!
6. What did the raindrop say to the rainbow? "You color my world!"
7. What is a cloud's favorite game to play with rain? Puddle jump!
8. What is a cloud's favorite game to play with rain? Puddle jump!
9. Why did the weather report go to therapy? It had too many highs and lows!
10. Because it felt under the weather.
11. Because it felt under the weather.
12. Why did the raindrop get a promotion? Because it was outstanding in its field!
13. What do you call it when it rains cats and dogs? Feline precipitation!
14. What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, but three's a cloud!
15. Why does the rain never play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you're always falling!
16. Why did the raindrop go to school? Because it wanted to improve its precipitation!
17. Why did the raindrop break up with the puddle? It was tired of the relationship being one-sided!
18. Why did the cloud break up with the sun? It found someone who could give it more space!
19. What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, three's a cloud!
20. Because it felt under the weather.
21. Why does the rain never play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you're always falling!
22. Why did the rain go to therapy?
23. What did the raindrop say to the puddle? You crack me up!
24. Why did the lightning bolt break up with the thundercloud?
25. Why did the cloud break up with the sun? It found someone who could give it more space!
26. Why did the raindrop break up with the puddle? It found someone who wouldn't keep it stagnant!
27. Because it felt under the weather.
28. What did one raindrop say to the other?
29. Why did the raindrop go to therapy?
30. Why did the cloud bring a backpack? Because it wanted to have a stormy adventure!

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