Top 30 Rain Jokes

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The Top 30 Rain Jokes List

These are the top 30 Rain Jokes for 2024.

1. Why does the rain never play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you're always falling!
2. What did one raindrop say to the other?
3. Why did the umbrella break up with the rain? It found someone more uplifting!
4. Why did the raindrop join the gym? To get in shape for falling!
5. What do you call two straight days of rain in a row? Monday!
6. Why don't raindrops ever get lost? Because they always follow the clouds!
7. What did the rain say to the rainbow? You brighten my day!
8. Why did the lightning bolt break up with the thundercloud?
9. What did the raindrop say to the puddle? You crack me up!
10. Why did the lightning bolt break up with the thundercloud?
11. Why did the cloud break up with the sun? It found someone who could give it more space!
12. Why did the lightning bolt break up with the thundercloud?
13. What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, but three's a cloud!
14. What did one raindrop say to the other?
15. What did one raindrop say to the other?
16. Why did the rain bring a suitcase? Because it wanted to make a splash on its vacation!
17. Why did the raindrop bring a suitcase? Because it wanted to travel!
18. What do you call two straight days of rain in a row? Monday!
19. Why did the raindrop take a nap? Because it wanted to get a little "re-storm"!
20. Why did the rain go to therapy?
21. Why did the storm cloud break up with the sunny day? It found the relationship too one-sided!
22. What did one raindrop say to the other?
23. What did the rain say to the umbrella? Cover me, I’m falling hard!
24. Why did the lightning bolt break up with the thundercloud?
25. Why did the lightning bolt break up with the thundercloud?
26. Why did the rain go to therapy?
27. Because it felt under the weather.
28. What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's a crowd!
29. Why did the rain go to therapy?
30. Why did the rain go to therapy?

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