Top 30 Spring Jokes

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The Top 30 Spring Jokes List

These are the top 30 Spring Jokes for 2024.

1. What do you call lazy kangaroos in spring?
2. What do you call a happy flower?
3. They're afraid of leafing early!
4. What kind of coat is best in spring?
5. A drizzly bear!
6. It over-swept!
7. Why did the flower take a break? Because it needed to refresh its petals!
8. Why was the math book sad?
9. What's a tree's favorite dating app?
10. Why do flowers always drive so fast in spring? Because they put the petal to the metal!
11. Why do flowers always drive so fast in spring? Because they put the petal to the metal!
12. Why did the mushroom go to the party alone?
13. What did the tree wear to the pool party?
14. A snapdragon!
15. Because they forgot the words!
16. Why do hummingbirds hum?
17. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they always use honeycombs!
18. Why do birds fly south in spring? Because it’s too far to walk!
19. Two’s company, three's a cloud!
20. Why was the broom late for the party?
21. Because their horns don’t work!
22. Why do cows wear bells in spring?
23. What do you get when you cross a cat with a frog?
24. Hip hop!
25. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny!
26. Because it saw the salad dressing!
27. What did the tree wear to the pool party?
28. What kind of flower gets angry easily?
29. What did one raindrop say to the other?
30. What kind of coat is best in spring?

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