Top 30 Star Wars Jokes

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The Top 30 Star Wars Jokes List

These are the top 30 Star Wars Jokes for 2024.

1. What did Obi-Wan say to the angry Jedi? "You’re going to have to ‘force’ yourself to calm down!"
2. Why did Anakin cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
3. What do you call a Sith who likes to play guitar? A Darth Strummer!
4. Why did the Jedi cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
5. What do you call a Mandalorian who tells jokes? A pun-deleorian!
6. What do you call a Jedi who is good at gardening? Obi-Wan Cannoli!
7. Why did the droid break up with his partner? They just couldn't sync!
8. Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? To get to the dark side!
9. What do you call a Jedi's favorite dessert? Obi-Wan Cannoli!
10. What do you call a Jedi who loves to garden? Obi-Wan Cannoli!
11. Did you hear about the band called 1023MB? They haven't gotten a gig yet.
12. Why did the Stormtrooper start working at the bakery?
13. What do you call two suns fighting each other in Star Wars? A light saber battle!
14. Why did the Stormtrooper start working at the bakery?
15. Why did the Stormtrooper start working at the bakery?
16. Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
17. Why did the Stormtrooper start working at the bakery? Because he heard the turnover rate was high!
18. What do you call a Sith who likes to play guitar? A Darth Strummer!
19. Why did Yoda cross the road? To go to the Dark Side!
20. What do you call bounty hunters who love board games? The Bored Mandalorians.
21. What do you call bounty hunters who love board games? The Bored Mandalorians.
22. Why did Anakin cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
23. Why did Yoda get locked out of his house? Because he couldn’t find the Shire!
24. Why did the Stormtrooper start working at the bakery?
25. What do you call a bounty hunter who likes to bake? Boba Fettuccine!
26. Why did Yoda cross the road? To the dark side, he was!
27. Why did the Stormtrooper bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
28. What do you call a bounty hunter who likes to bake? Boba Fettuccine!
29. Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
30. Why did the Ewok fall out of the tree? Because it was dead!

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