Top 30 Uncle Jokes

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The Top 30 Uncle Jokes List

These are the top 30 Uncle Jokes for 2024.

1. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
2. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? Just in case he got a hole in one.
3. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? They make up everything.
4. What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
5. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
6. Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.
7. Why couldn’t the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings.
8. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? Just in case he got a hole in one.
9. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
10. "Why couldn’t the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings."
11. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
12. Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side.
13. Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
14. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
15. You should always knock on the fridge door before opening it; just in case there's a salad dressing.
16. Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side.
17. What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud!
18. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
19. What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
20. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
21. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
22. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? Just in case he got a hole in one.
23. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
24. What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud!
25. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? Just in case he got a hole in one.
26. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
27. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
28. You should always knock on the fridge door before opening it; just in case there's a salad dressing.
29. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? They make up everything.
30. Want to hear a construction joke? Oh, sorry, I’m still working on that one.

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