Top 30 World Jokes

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The Top 30 World Jokes List

These are the top 30 World Jokes for 2024.

1. How do you organize a space party? You "planet"!
2. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
3. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
4. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
5. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
6. Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants!
7. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
8. What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark? Floodlights!
9. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
10. Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!
11. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
12. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems!
13. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
14. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
15. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
16. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
17. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
18. How does a snowman get around? By riding an "icicle"!
19. Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants!
20. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
21. Why was the broom late? It swept in!
22. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
23. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
24. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems!
25. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
26. How does a snowman get around? By riding an "icicle"!
27. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
28. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
29. How does a snowman get around? By riding an "icicle"!
30. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.

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