Top 30 World Jokes

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The Top 30 World Jokes List

These are the top 30 World Jokes for 2025.

1. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
2. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
3. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!
4. What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory!
5. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
6. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!
7. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
8. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
9. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
10. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!
11. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
12. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
13. What did one wall say to the other wall? "I'll meet you at the corner!"
14. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An Investigator!
15. How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
16. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
17. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
18. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
19. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
20. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems!
21. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
22. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
23. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
24. Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants!
25. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
26. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
27. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
28. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
29. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
30. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!

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