Top 30 World Jokes

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The Top 30 World Jokes List

These are the top 30 World Jokes for 2024.

1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
3. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
4. Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants!
5. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
6. Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!
7. Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home? Because it lost its bearings!
8. How do you organize a space party? You "planet"!
9. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
10. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
11. Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home? Because it lost its bearings!
12. How do you keep a bagel from getting away? You put lox on it!
13. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
14. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
15. Why was the broom late? It swept in!
16. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
17. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
18. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
19. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
20. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
21. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An Investigator!
22. How does a snowman get around? By riding an "icicle"!
23. Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants!
24. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
25. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
26. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite!
27. Why was the broom late? It swept in!
28. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
29. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
30. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!

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