Top 5 Marriage Jokes

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The Top 5 Marriage Jokes List

These are the Top 5 Marriage Jokes for 2024.

1. I asked my wife if she ever fantasizes about me. She said yes, about me taking out the trash, mowing the lawn, and doing the dishes.
2. Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
3. My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
4. My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.
5. Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.

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