Top 50 Cat Jokes

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The Top 50 Cat Jokes List

These are the top 50 Cat Jokes for 2024.

1. What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry!
2. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
3. What do you call a cat that loves to bowl? An alley cat!
4. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
5. Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
6. What do you call a cat that wears fancy clothes? A kitty couture!
7. What do you call a cat that wears a bowtie? Sofishticated!
8. What do you call a group of unorganized cats? A CATastrophe!
9. What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry!
10. What do you call a cat that wears a bowtie? Sofisticated!
11. Why did the cat join Instagram? Because it wanted to be a purr-sonality!
12. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
13. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
14. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
15. What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies!
16. What do you call a cat that likes to eat fish? A purr-ducer!
17. What do you call a cat that loves to decorate? A paw-ssionista!
18. What do you call a cat that loves to bowl? An alley cat!
19. What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon? A sour puss!
20. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
21. Knock, knock. Who's there? Felix. Felix who? Felix my catfish!
22. What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies!
23. Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
24. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
25. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
26. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
27. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
28. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
29. Why was the cat so good at video games? Because it had nine lives!
30. What do you call a cat that likes to swim? A catfish!
31. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
32. What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry!
33. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
34. How do cats end a fight? They hiss and make up!
35. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
36. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
37. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
38. What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry!
39. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
40. Why did the cat sit on the mat? Because it was a purr-fect fit!
41. What do you call a cat that tells jokes? A funny feline!
42. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
43. What do you call a cat who loves to bowl? An alley cat!
44. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
45. What does a cat say when it gets a new toy? ‘Fur real!’
46. What do you call a group of unorganized cats? A CATastrophe!
47. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
48. What do you call a cat that throws trash? A litterbug!
49. What do you call a cat that wears fancy clothes? A kitty couture!
50. What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry!

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