Top 50 Cat Jokes

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The Top 50 Cat Jokes List

These are the top 50 Cat Jokes for 2024.

1. What do you call a cat that throws trash? A litterbug!
2. Why do cats always get their way? Because they are purr-suasive!
3. Why was the cat so good at video games? Because it had nine lives!
4. What do you call a cat that wears a bowtie? Sofisticated!
5. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
6. What do you call a cat that wears make-up? A glam-purr!
7. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
8. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
9. What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Crispies!
10. What do you call a cat that throws all the most expensive things on the floor? A cat-as-trophe!
11. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
12. What do you call a cat that tells jokes? A funny feline!
13. What do you call a cat that likes to eat fish? A purr-ducer!
14. What do you call a group of unorganized cats? A CATastrophe!
15. What do cats like to eat on a hot day? A mice cream cone!
16. What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry!
17. What do you call a cat that wears a fancy dress? A fur-st lady!
18. Knock, knock. Who's there? Felix. Felix who? Felix my catfish!
19. Why did the cat join Instagram? Because it wanted to be a purr-sonality!
20. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
21. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
22. What do you call a cat that tells jokes? A funny feline!
23. What do you call a cat that loves to decorate? A paw-ssionista!
24. Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
25. Why did the cat join Instagram? Because it wanted to be a purr-fect influencer!
26. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
27. What do you call a cat that loves the beach? A sandcat!
28. What do you call a group of unorganized cats? A CATastrophe!
29. Knock, knock. Who's there? Felix. Felix who? Felix my catfish!
30. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
31. What do you call a cat that throws all the most expensive parties? The great Catsby!
32. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
33. Why did the cat join Instagram? Because it wanted to be a purr-sonality!
34. What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry!
35. What do you call a cat that wears fancy clothes? A kitty couture!
36. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
37. What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-tain!
38. Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
39. Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
40. What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies!
41. What do you call a cat that throws trash? A litterbug!
42. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
43. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
44. What do cats like to eat on a hot day? A mice cream cone!
45. What do you call a cat that wears a bowtie? Sofishticated!
46. What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies!
47. What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry!
48. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
49. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
50. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!

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