Top 50 Chocolate Jokes

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The Top 50 Chocolate Jokes List

These are the top 50 Chocolate Jokes for 2024.

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear!
3. What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a terrier? - A hot-diggity dog!
4. What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A chocolate cat.
5. What do you call a piece of chocolate that tells bad jokes? A choco-late pun!
6. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
7. What did the boy say when he spilled cocoa on his homework? "I don't give a sip!"
8. What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream? "I’m sweet on you!"
9. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
10. What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream? "I’m sweet on you!"
11. Why did the chocolate go to the party? Because it heard there would be a lot of sweet conversations!
12. Because it just couldn't seem to find its center!
13. What did the boy say when he spilled cocoa on his homework? "I don't give a sip!"
14. Why did the chocolate go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
15. What did the chocolate say to the peanut butter? "You complete me!"
16. Why did the M&M go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
17. Why did the chocolate go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
18. What did the chocolate say to the peanut butter? "I’m nuts about you!"
19. Why did the chocolate go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
20. Why did the chocolate cookie go to the bakery? Because it wanted to get a little more dough!
21. What do you call a chocolate that loves to go on adventures? A wander-choco!
22. Why did the chocolate cookie go to the bakery? Because it wanted to get a little more dough!
23. What do you call a chocolate that’s always telling jokes? A funny bonbon!
24. Why did the M&M go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
25. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
26. Why did the chocolate bar refuse to open? It had a "choc" block.
27. Why did the chocolate go to the party? Because it heard there would be a lot of sweet connections!
28. What do you call a chocolate that’s always telling jokes? A funny bonbon!
29. What did the boy say when he spilled cocoa on his homework? "I don't give a sip!"
30. What do you call a dancing chocolate bar? A chocolaté!
31. What did the chocolate say to the peanut butter? "I’m nuts about you!"
32. What did the chocolate say to the peanut butter? "I’m nuts about you!"
33. Because it just couldn't seem to find its center!
34. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
35. Why did the chocolate bar refuse to open? It had a "choc" block.
36. Why did the chocolate go to the party? Because it heard there would be a lot of sweet connections!
37. What did one chocolate say to the other? "We make a great pair!"
38. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
39. What do you call a dancing chocolate bar? A chocolaté!
40. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
41. What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear!
42. What do you call a sad chocolate bar? A melt-down!
43. What do you call a chocolate that’s always getting into trouble? A rebel chocolate!
44. What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear!
45. What do you call a dancing chocolate bar? A chocolaté!
46. What do you call a chocolate that’s always telling jokes? A funny bonbon!
47. Why did the chocolate go to the party? Because it heard there would be a lot of sweet conversations!
48. Why did the chocolate bar break up with the marshmallow? It found someone more appealing!
49. What do you call a chocolate that’s always telling jokes? A funny bonbon!
50. What do you call a dancing chocolate bar? A chocolaté!

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