Top 50 Chocolate Jokes

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The Top 50 Chocolate Jokes List

These are the top 50 Chocolate Jokes for 2024.

1. What did the chocolate say to the peanut butter? "You’re nuts!"
2. What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear!
3. What did the chocolate say to the peanut butter? "I’m nuts about you!"
4. Why did the chocolate break up with the sweet? It found someone richer!
5. What do you call a dancing chocolate bar? A chocolaté!
6. Why did the chocolate bar break up with the marshmallow? It found someone more appealing!
7. What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a terrier? - A hot-diggity dog!
8. Why did the chocolate go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
9. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
10. Why did the chocolate file a police report? It got mugged!
11. What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a terrier? - A hot-diggity dog!
12. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
13. What do you call a dancing chocolate bar? A chocolaté!
14. Why did the chocolate break up with the marshmallow? Because it found someone sweeter!
15. What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear!
16. What did the boy say when he spilled cocoa on his homework? "I don't give a sip!"
17. Why did the chocolate go to school? Because it wanted to be a smartie!
18. What do you call a chocolate factory that meets all the requirements? A cocoa-nomic success!
19. What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear!
20. What do you call a chocolate that tells jokes? A funny bar!
21. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
22. What do you call a chocolate that’s always telling jokes? A funny bonbon!
23. What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear!
24. What do you call a chocolate factory that meets all the requirements? A cocoa-nomic success!
25. What did the chocolate say to the peanut butter? "You’re nuts!"
26. Because it just couldn't handle the pressure anymore.
27. Because it just couldn't seem to find its center!
28. Why did the chocolate cookie go to the bakery? Because it wanted to get a little more dough!
29. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
30. Why did the M&M go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
31. Why did the chocolate apply for a job? Because it wanted to be a little bit richer!
32. Why did the M&M go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
33. Why did the chocolate go to school? Because it wanted to be a smartie!
34. Because it just couldn't handle the pressure anymore.
35. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
36. Why did the chocolate cookie go to the bakery? Because it wanted to get a little more dough!
37. What do you call a chocolate that’s always getting into trouble? A rebel chocolate!
38. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
39. What do you call a dancing chocolate bar? A chocolaté!
40. What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear!
41. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
42. Why did the chocolate bar break up with the marshmallow? It found someone more appealing!
43. Why did the chocolate cookie go to the bakery? Because it wanted to get a little more dough!
44. What do you call a dancing chocolate bar? A chocolaté!
45. Why did the chocolate go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
46. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
47. What do you call a sad chocolate bar? A melt-down!
48. What do you get when you cross a chocolate bar with a comedian? A choco-laugh!
49. Why did the chocolate go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
50. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?

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