Top 50 College Jokes

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The Top 50 College Jokes List

These are the top 50 College Jokes for 2024.

1. Why did the math student bring a ruler to the lecture? In case he needed to draw some straight "parallelograms" with the professor!
2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
3. Why did the computer science major go broke? Because he lost his cache!
4. Why did the student bring a backpack full of books to the party? Because he heard it was going to be a real page-turner!
5. Why did the student bring a backpack full of books to the party? Because he heard it was going to be a real page-turner!
6. Why did the student bring a ladder to class? Because he wanted to go to high school!
7. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
8. College exams are like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're gonna get, but you'll definitely end up sweating.
9. Why did the student bring a backpack full of books to the party? Because he heard it was going to be a real page-turner!
10. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
11. Why did the college student bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
12. Why did the geometry teacher break up with the history teacher? Because she found him too obtuse!
13. Why did the math student bring a ruler to the lecture? In case he needed to draw some straight "parallelograms" with the professor!
14. Why did the student bring a ladder to college? Because he wanted to go to high school!
15. You know you're in college when ordering pizza at 3 am is considered a well-balanced meal.
16. Why did the student bring a ladder to class? Because he wanted to go to high school!
17. Why did the math student bring a ruler to the lecture? In case he needed to draw some straight "parallelograms" with the professor!
18. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
19. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
20. Why did the math student bring a ruler to the lecture? In case he needed to draw some straight "parallelograms" with the professor!
21. Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
22. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
23. Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
24. Why did the college student bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
25. Why did the scarecrow become a successful college student? Because he was outstanding in his field!
26. You know you're in college when ordering pizza at 3 am is considered a well-balanced meal.
27. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
28. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
29. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
30. Why did the student bring a pencil to the exam? Because he wanted to make a point!
31. Why did the scarecrow become a successful college student? Because he was outstanding in his field!
32. Why did the computer science major go broke? Because he lost his cache!
33. Why did the college student bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
34. Why did the college student bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
35. Why do college students always carry a backpack? Because they need to be prepared for any emergency… like a surprise quiz or a snack attack!
36. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
37. Why did the student bring a ladder to class? Because he wanted to go to high school!
38. In college, your "frenemy" becomes the dreaded 8 am alarm clock that you vow to snooze every single day.
39. Why did the student bring a ladder to class? Because he wanted to go to high school!
40. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
41. You know you're in college when ordering pizza at 3 am is considered a well-balanced meal.
42. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
43. Why did the student bring a ladder to class? Because he wanted to go to high school!
44. Why did the college student bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
45. College exams are like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're gonna get, but you'll definitely end up sweating.
46. Why did the computer science major go broke? Because he lost his cache!
47. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
48. You know you're in college when ordering pizza at 3 am is considered a well-balanced meal.
49. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
50. You know you're in college when ordering pizza at 3 am is considered a well-balanced meal.

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