Top 50 Coronavirus Jokes

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The Top 50 Coronavirus Jokes List

These are the top 50 Coronavirus Jokes for 2024.

1. Why did the computer virus break up with its partner? It just couldn't commit!
2. Why did the virus go to school? To improve its "viral" education!
3. How did the coronavirus win the video game? By using its sickle skills!
4. Why did the virus go to art school? Because it wanted to improve its infectious creativity!
5. Why don't viruses ever win at poker? They always have a tell!
6. Why did the coronavirus fail its driving test? It couldn't stay in its lane!
7. Why did the plate refuse to social distance? It always gets too close to the fork!
8. What did one virus say to the other? "Don’t worry, we'll make a great team!"
9. What did the coronavirus say to the flu? "We've been through some tough times, but let's not spread negativity!"
10. What's a virus’s favorite type of movie? Contagious comedies!
11. How does the virus style its hair? With a split end!
12. How does the virus take its coffee? Decaf, because it's already hyper enough!
13. What's a virus's favorite board game? Pandemic!
14. Why did the germ break up with the virus? It found someone more stable!
15. Why did the virus go to the bank? To spread the interest!
16. Why did the virus tell its jokes? It wanted to spread some laughter!
17. What's a virus's favorite type of math? Multiplication, because it loves splitting up!
18. What's a virus's favorite snack? Microchips!
19. Why did the virus break up with the bacteria? It found someone new that was more its type!
20. Why did the coronavirus break up with the flu? They just didn't have the right chemistry!
21. How did the coronavirus win the video game? By using its sickle skills!
22. What did the virus say to its partner? "We've got to stop spreading ourselves too thin!"
23. How does a virus organize its music collection? In alphabetical odor!
24. Why did the plate refuse to social distance? It always gets too close to the fork!
25. Why don't viruses go to school? They already have enough learning experiences!
26. Why are ghosts bad at spreading the coronavirus? They always wear their boo-tiful masks!
27. What's a virus's favorite snack? Microchips!
28. Why did the coronavirus check into a hotel? It needed a little time off to relax!
29. What did one virus say to the other? "Don’t worry, we'll make a great team!"
30. Why did the virus break up with the bacteria? It found someone new that was more its type!
31. Why did the virus go to art school? Because it wanted to improve its infectious creativity!
32. Why did the virus join the baseball team? It heard they were great at catching things!
33. Why did the virus refuse to play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you're so infectious!
34. Why did the virus break up with the bacteria? It found someone new that was more its type!
35. Why did the computer virus break up with its partner? It just couldn't commit!
36. What's a virus's favorite dessert? Lemon-curd immunity!
37. Why did the virus break up with its partner? It couldn't handle the emotional transmission!
38. Why did the virus go to art school? Because it wanted to improve its drawing skills!
39. What's a virus's favorite game? Hide and sneeze!
40. Why did the virus go to school? To become a little more virulent!
41. How did the coronavirus take over the world? By being the virus-est!
42. Why did the coronavirus apply for a job? It wanted to spread its wings!
43. What's a virus's favorite type of math? Multiplication, because it loves splitting up!
44. Why did the virus go to school? To improve its "viral" education!
45. What's a virus’s favorite type of movie? Contagious comedies!
46. What does the coronavirus use to pay for its groceries? Sneezebucks!
47. How did the coronavirus win the video game? By using its sickle skills!
48. How does the coronavirus order its pizza? No touch delivery, please!
49. Why did the virus bring a ladder to the bar? Because it heard the drinks were on the house!
50. Why did the virus refuse to play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you're so infectious!

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