Top 50 Coronavirus Jokes

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The Top 50 Coronavirus Jokes List

These are the top 50 Coronavirus Jokes for 2024.

1. Why are ghosts bad at spreading the coronavirus? They always wear their boo-tiful masks!
2. Why did the virus go to art school? Because it wanted to improve its infectious creativity!
3. How does the coronavirus get around town? Through nose-to-nose contact!
4. How does the virus take its coffee? Decaf, because it's already hyper enough!
5. What's a virus's favorite snack? Microchips!
6. Why did the virus break up with its partner? It couldn't find the right connection!
7. How does a virus organize its music collection? In alphabetical odor!
8. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom, of course!
9. What do you get when you cross a dog and a hand sanitizer? A germ shepherd!
10. Why don't viruses ever win at poker? They always have a tell!
11. Why did the coronavirus bring a ladder to the bar? Because it heard the drinks were on the house!
12. Why did the virus go to art school? Because it wanted to improve its infectious creativity!
13. Why did the coronavirus bring a ladder to the bar? Because it heard the drinks were on the house!
14. What's a virus’s favorite type of movie? Contagious comedies!
15. Why did the plate refuse to social distance? It always gets too close to the fork!
16. Why did the virus break up with its partner? It needed more space to replicate!
17. Why did the virus go to art school? Because it wanted to improve its infectious creativity!
18. How does the coronavirus like to travel? In a sickle-cell!
19. What do you get when you cross a dog and a hand sanitizer? A germ shepherd!
20. Why did the coronavirus check into a hotel? It needed a little time off to relax!
21. Why did the coronavirus check into a hotel? It needed a little time off to relax!
22. What's a virus's favorite dessert? Lemon-curd immunity!
23. Why did the plate refuse to social distance? It always gets too close to the fork!
24. What's the coronavirus's favorite dance move? The virus shuffle!
25. Why did the coronavirus go to school? It wanted to be a real pain in the class!
26. What did the doctor say to the germ? "You're a little too contagious for my liking!"
27. How does the coronavirus order its pizza? No touch delivery, please!
28. What's a virus's favorite type of math? Multiplication, because it loves splitting up!
29. What's a virus's favorite game? Hide and sneeze!
30. What's a virus's favorite snack? Microchips!
31. Why did the coronavirus check into a hotel? It needed a little time off to relax!
32. What does the coronavirus use to pay for its groceries? Sneezebucks!
33. Why did the virus break up with the bacteria? It found someone new that was more its type!
34. How do viruses communicate with each other? Through cell phones!
35. Why don't viruses go to school? They already have enough learning experiences!
36. What did the virus say to its partner? "We've got to stop spreading ourselves too thin!"
37. Why did the virus go to art school? Because it wanted to improve its drawing skills!
38. How did the coronavirus take over the world? By being the virus-est!
39. Why did the virus go to school? To become a little more virulent!
40. Why did the virus refuse to play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you're so infectious!
41. Why do viruses make terrible comedians? Their jokes always fall flat!
42. How does the virus take its coffee? Decaf, because it's already hyper enough!
43. What's a virus's favorite game? Hide and sneeze!
44. Why are ghosts bad at spreading the coronavirus? They always wear their boo-tiful masks!
45. Why did the germ break up with the virus? It found someone more stable!
46. What did the doctor say to the germ? "You're a little too contagious for my liking!"
47. Why did the plate refuse to social distance? It always gets too close to the fork!
48. Why did the virus break up with its partner? It couldn't find the right connection!
49. What did the germ feel when it got squished? De-pressed!
50. Why did the virus break up with its partner? It couldn't handle the emotional transmission!

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