Top 50 Coronavirus Jokes

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The Top 50 Coronavirus Jokes List

These are the top 50 Coronavirus Jokes for 2024.

1. Why did the virus go to the bank? To spread the interest!
2. How does the coronavirus stay up to date with the latest news? It always keeps an eye on the CDC!
3. Why did the virus go to art school? Because it wanted to improve its drawing skills!
4. Why did the plate refuse to social distance? It always gets too close to the fork!
5. Why did the germ cross the road? To get to the other side!
6. Why did the coronavirus apply for a job? It wanted to spread its wings!
7. How did the coronavirus do on its test? It aced the spread sheet!
8. What's the coronavirus's favorite dance move? The virus shuffle!
9. Why did the virus break up with its partner? It couldn't find the right connection!
10. Why did the COVID-19 virus get grounded? It was caught sneezing past curfew!
11. Why did the virus join the baseball team? It heard they were great at catching things!
12. How does the coronavirus stay up to date with the latest news? It always keeps an eye on the CDC!
13. What's a virus’s favorite type of movie? Contagious comedies!
14. Why did the virus break up with its partner? It couldn't find the right connection!
15. Why did the virus break up with its partner? It couldn't find the right connection!
16. What's a virus’s favorite type of movie? Contagious comedies!
17. Why did the coronavirus fail its driving test? It couldn't stay in its lane!
18. How did the coronavirus win the video game? By using its sickle skills!
19. Why don't viruses ever win at poker? They always have a tell!
20. What's a virus's favorite music genre? Contagious beats!
21. What do you get when you cross a dog and a hand sanitizer? A germ shepherd!
22. Why did the coronavirus go to school? It wanted to be a real pain in the class!
23. What's a virus's favorite type of math? Multiplication, because it loves splitting up!
24. What does the coronavirus use to pay for its groceries? Sneezebucks!
25. Why did the virus break up with its partner? It needed more space to replicate!
26. Why did the coronavirus bring a ladder to the bar? Because it heard the drinks were on the house!
27. How do viruses communicate with each other? Through cell phones!
28. How does the coronavirus like to travel? In a sickle-cell!
29. Why did the virus go to art school? Because it wanted to improve its infectious creativity!
30. What's a virus's favorite board game? Pandemic!
31. What's a virus's favorite dessert? Lemon-curd immunity!
32. Why did the virus break up with its partner? It couldn't find the right connection!
33. How does a virus organize its music collection? In alphabetical odor!
34. How did the coronavirus win the video game? By using its sickle skills!
35. Why did the coronavirus apply for a job? It wanted to spread its wings!
36. What did one virus say to the other? "Don’t worry, we'll make a great team!"
37. What did the virus say to its partner? "We've got to stop spreading ourselves too thin!"
38. How does the virus style its hair? With a split end!
39. Why did the coronavirus break up with the flu? They just didn't have the right chemistry!
40. Why does the coronavirus like to play cards? Because it always has a few aces up its sleeve!
41. Why did the coronavirus go to school? It wanted to be a real pain in the class!
42. What did one virus say to the other? "Don’t worry, we'll make a great team!"
43. Why don't viruses ever win at poker? They always have a tell!
44. How does a virus organize its music collection? In alphabetical odor!
45. How do viruses communicate with each other? Through cell phones!
46. Why did the virus go to school? To improve its "viral" education!
47. Why did the coronavirus apply for a job at the bakery? It heard they knead the dough for a good cause!
48. What's a virus's favorite type of math? Multiplication, because it loves splitting up!
49. Why did the computer virus break up with its partner? It just couldn't commit!
50. What did the doctor say to the germ? "You're a little too contagious for my liking!"

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