Top 50 Cycling Jokes

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The Top 50 Cycling Jokes List

These are the top 50 Cycling Jokes for 2024.

1. How do bicycles stay warm in winter? They coat themselves in UTF-8!
2. Why did the bicycle refuse to work? It was two-tired!
3. Why did the bicycle keep falling down? It was unbalanced!
4. Why did the bike cross the road? To get to the other side!
5. What did the bicycle call its long-lost sibling? Re-cycle.
6. What did the bicycle call its long-lost sibling? Re-cycle.
7. What do you call a bike that can't stand up by itself? Two-tired!
8. What do you call a bike that can't stand up by itself? Two-tired!
9. What's a cyclist's favorite type of music? Bike-delic!
10. What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor!
11. Why did the bicycle keep falling down? It was unbalanced!
12. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
13. Why did the cyclist bring a ladder? Because they wanted to reach new heights!
14. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tyred!
15. Why did the bicycle keep falling down? It was unbalanced!
16. What's a cyclist's favorite type of music? Bike-delic!
17. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
18. Why do bicycles fall over? Because they are two-tired!
19. Why do bicycles make great friends? Because they always wheelie understand you!
20. What's a cyclist's favorite type of music? Bike-delic!
21. What do you call a bicycle that can't stand up by itself? A two-wheeler!
22. What do you call a bicycle that can’t stand up by itself? A unicycle!
23. What do you call a bicycle that tells jokes? A pun-der bike!
24. What do you call a bike that’s always in a hurry? A speedy cycle!
25. Why did the bicycle fall over when it started to rain? It was two tired!
26. What's a cyclist's favorite type of music? Bike-delic!
27. What do you call a cycling joke that’s always flat? A pun that needs some air!
28. What do you call a letter from a bicycle? A cycle-gram!
29. Why did the bike fall over? Because it was two-tired!
30. What's a cyclist's favorite type of music? Bike-delic!
31. Why did the bicycle fall over when it started to rain? It was two tired!
32. Why do bicycles never get lost? They always follow the right path!
33. How do bicycles stay warm in winter? They coat themselves in UTF-8!
34. What did the bicycle call its long-lost sibling? Re-cycle.
35. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
36. Why can't bicycles stand up by themselves? Because they are two-tired!
37. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tyred!
38. Why did the bike fall over? It was two-tired!
39. Why did the bicycle keep falling down? It was unbalanced!
40. What's a cyclist's favorite type of music? Bike-delic!
41. What do you call a bicycle that tells jokes? A pun-der bike!
42. What do you call a bike that tells time? A clock-cycle!
43. Why do bicycles never get lost? They always follow the right path!
44. Why did the bike cross the road? To get to the other side!
45. What's a cyclist's favorite type of music? Bike-delic!
46. Why did the bike fall over? Because it was two-tired!
47. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tyred!
48. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
49. What do you call a bicycle that can't stand up by itself? A two-wheeler!
50. What do you call a bicycle that can't stand up by itself? Two-tired!

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