Top 50 Dark Jokes
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The Top 50 Dark Jokes List
These are the top 50 Dark Jokes for 2024.
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.2. I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
3. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.
4. Did you hear the joke about the broken pencil? Nevermind, it's pointless.
5. Why did the vegetable become a private investigator? Because it wanted to go undercover.
6. I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
7. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
8. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
9. Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it.
10. I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down.
11. Why did the vegetable become a private investigator? Because it wanted to go undercover.
12. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
13. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
14. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.
15. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
16. I threw a boomerang a few years ago... I live in constant fear.
17. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
18. I ate a clock yesterday, it was very time-consuming.
19. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
20. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
21. I'm friends with all vegetarians, but I prefer to meet eaters.
22. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
23. What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
24. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
25. Did you hear the joke about the broken pencil? Nevermind, it's pointless.
26. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
27. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
28. What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
29. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
30. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
31. I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
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33. I threw a boomerang a few years ago... I live in constant fear.
34. What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
35. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
36. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
37. I told my computer I needed a break and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads.
38. I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
39. I told my computer I needed a break and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads.
40. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two tired.
41. "What rhymes with orange" I said: "No, it doesn't".
42. I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down.
43. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
44. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
45. Why did the vegetable become a private investigator? Because it wanted to go undercover.
46. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
47. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
48. If at first, you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
49. I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down.
50. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
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