Top 50 Democrat Jokes

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The Top 50 Democrat Jokes List

These are the top 50 Democrat Jokes for 2024.

1. What did the Democrat say to the Republican at the baseball game? We need to work on our pitch, from both sides of the aisle!
2. Why did the Democrat become a gardener? They wanted to nurture the seeds of change!
3. What's a Democrat's favorite type of music? Swing!
4. Why did the Democrat run for office? They wanted to democratize politics!
5. Why did the Democrat always carry a pencil? In case they had to draw some conclusions!
6. How does a Democrat relax? They kick back with a stack of progressive books!
7. How does a Democrat decorate their house? With a blue wave of style!
8. Why did the Democrat become a gardener? They wanted to nurture the seeds of change!
9. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
10. What did the Democrat say to the voter? Donkey vote for me!
11. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
12. How does a Democrat like their coffee? With a touch of liberalism!
13. What's a Democrat's favorite type of music? Swing!
14. Did you hear about the Democrat who became a magician? They made the legislative process disappear!
15. What did the Democrat say to the activist? Let's march to the beat of progress!
16. What did the Democrat say to the Republican at the baseball game? We need to work on our pitch, from both sides of the aisle!
17. What did the Democrat say to the activist? Let's march to the beat of progress!
18. Why did the Democrat refuse to play cards? Because they were afraid of getting dealt a bad hand!
19. Why did the Democrat go to the bank? To check their balance on social issues!
20. Why did the Democrat go to the art gallery? They wanted to paint a picture of change!
21. Why did the Democrat bring a pencil to the debate? They wanted to draw attention!
22. How does a Democrat navigate through a maze? By following the path to equality at every turn!
23. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
24. Why did the Democrat bring a pencil to the debate? To draw the line on the issues!
25. How does a Democrat navigate through a maze? By following the path to equality at every turn!
26. Why did the Democrat plant in their garden? Liberty cabbage!
27. Why did the Democrat join the circus? They wanted to juggle the issues!
28. What did the Democrat say to the voter? Donkey vote for me!
29. How does a Democrat navigate through a maze? By following the path to equality at every turn!
30. What did the Democrat say to the pessimist? Donkey lose hope – things will get better!
31. What did the Democrat say to the Republican at the baseball game? We need to work on our pitch, from both sides of the aisle!
32. Why did the Democrat sit on a clock? They wanted to be on time for the change!
33. Why did the Democrat write a book? To turn the page on outdated policies!
34. Why did the Democrat join the circus? They wanted to juggle the issues!
35. Why did the Democrat go to the baseball game? They wanted to root for the left fielder!
36. What did the Democrat say to the activist? Let's march to the beat of progress!
37. What do you call a Democrat with a sense of humor? A laughingstock!
38. Why did the Democrat go to the baseball game? They wanted to root for the left fielder!
39. What did the Democrat say to the pessimist? Donkey lose hope – things will get better!
40. Why did the Democrat cross the aisle? The other side looked greener!
41. What did the Democrat say to the undecided voter? You're in good company – I'm still deciding too!
42. Why did the Democrat sit on a clock? They wanted to be on time for the change!
43. How does a Democrat relax? They kick back with a stack of progressive books!
44. How does a Democrat decorate their house? With a blue wave of style!
45. Why did the Democrat start a band? They wanted to hit the right note with voters!
46. What did the Democrat say to the environment? Let's make this world a blue and green place!
47. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
48. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
49. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
50. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!

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