Top 50 Democrat Jokes

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The Top 50 Democrat Jokes List

These are the top 50 Democrat Jokes for 2024.

1. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
2. Why did the Democrat become a gardener? They wanted to nurture the seeds of change!
3. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
4. Why did the Democrat get a job at the zoo? They wanted to work with all the other left-leaning animals!
5. What did the Democrat plant in their garden? Liberty cabbage!
6. What do you call a Democrat with a sense of humor? A laughingstock!
7. How does a Democrat handle stress? They vote it away!
8. Why did the Democrat cross the aisle? The other side looked greener!
9. Why did the Democrat bring a broom to the meeting? Because they wanted to sweep the issues under the rug!
10. Why did the Democrat always carry a pencil? In case they needed to draw a clear line!
11. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the election? To raise the polls!
12. Why did the Democrat join the circus? They wanted to juggle the issues!
13. Why did the Democrat sit on a clock? They wanted to be on time for the change!
14. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
15. Why did the Democrat plant in their garden? Liberty cabbage!
16. What do you call a Democrat with a sense of humor? A laughingstock!
17. Why did the Democrat always carry a pencil? In case they had to draw some conclusions!
18. Why did the Democrat become a gardener? They wanted to nurture the seeds of change!
19. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
20. What's a Democrat's favorite type of music? Swing!
21. Why did the Democrat bring a pencil to the debate? To draw the line on the issues!
22. How does a Democrat stay energized during a campaign? They tap into the power of renewable enthusiasm!
23. Did you hear about the Democrat who became a magician? They made the legislative process disappear!
24. Why did the Democrat get a job at the zoo? They wanted to work with all the other left-leaning animals!
25. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? To reach their high hopes!
26. What did the Democrat plant in their garden? Liberty cabbage!
27. How does a Democrat handle stress? They vote it away!
28. What do you call a Democrat with a sense of humor? A laughingstock!
29. How does a Democrat handle stress? They vote it away!
30. What's a Democrat's favorite type of music? Swing!
31. Why was the Democrat always calm? Because they knew how to keep their cool in a heated debate!
32. Why did the Democrat plant in their garden? Liberty cabbage!
33. What did the Democrat say to the environment? Let's make this world a blue and green place!
34. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
35. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
36. Why did the Democrat always carry a pencil? In case they needed to draw a clear line!
37. Why did the Democrat start a band? They wanted to hit the right note with voters!
38. Why did the Democrat get a job at the zoo? They wanted to work with all the other left-leaning animals!
39. Why did the Democrat start a band? They wanted to hit the right note with voters!
40. Why did the Democrat become a gardener? They wanted to nurture the seeds of change!
41. What did the Democrat say to the GOP at the Thanksgiving table? Let's pass some bipartisan gravy!
42. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the election? To raise the polls!
43. Why did the Democrat plant in their garden? Liberty cabbage!
44. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
45. Why did the Democrat always carry a pencil? In case they had to draw some conclusions!
46. How does a Democrat stay energized during a campaign? They tap into the power of renewable enthusiasm!
47. How does a Democrat navigate through a maze? By following the path to equality at every turn!
48. Why was the Democrat always calm? Because they knew how to keep their cool in a heated debate!
49. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
50. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!

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