Top 50 Dinosaur Jokes

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The Top 50 Dinosaur Jokes List

These are the top 50 Dinosaur Jokes for 2024.

1. What did the dinosaur use to build his house? Reptiles!
2. What did the prehistoric cow use to pay the rent? Bulbasauruschecks!
3. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
4. What did the prehistoric cow use to pay the rent? Bulbasauruschecks!
5. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore!
6. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore!
7. What do you call a dinosaur that is a detective? A search-a-saurus!
8. What game do little dinosaurs like to play? Fossil-ize and seek!
9. What do you call a dinosaur that is a detective? A snoozeraptor!
10. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
11. What do you call a dinosaur that is a detective? A snoozeraptor!
12. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the "P" is silent!
13. What do you call a dinosaur that is a philosopher? A thinkosaurus!
14. How do you know if there's a dinosaur under your bed? Your nose is touching the ceiling!
15. How do you know if there's a dinosaur under your bed? Your nose is touching the ceiling!
16. What do you call a dinosaur that is an expert in math? A math-raptor!
17. What do you call a dinosaur that is a great musician? A slab of rock!
18. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
19. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
20. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the "P" is silent!
21. What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? A doyouthinkysaurus!
22. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the "P" is silent!
23. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the "P" is silent!
24. What do you call a dinosaur that is a noisy sleeper? A dino-snore!
25. What do you call a dinosaur that is a great musician? A slab of rock!
26. What do you call a dinosaur that is a great musician? A slab of rock!
27. How do you know if there's a dinosaur under your bed? Your nose is touching the ceiling!
28. What do you call a dinosaur that is a philosopher? A thinkosaurus!
29. What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? A doyouthinkysaurus!
30. How do you know if there’s a dinosaur in your refrigerator? Because the door won’t close!
31. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
32. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? Thesaurus!
33. Why can't you hear a dinosaur using the bathroom? Because the "P" is silent!
34. What did the dinosaur use to build his house? Reptiles!
35. What did the dinosaur use to build his house? Reptiles!
36. How can you tell if a stegosaurus is in bed with you? You have places of discomfort!
37. Why did the dinosuar refuse to wear a crown? Because he didn't want to be a la-saurus!
38. What did the dinosaur use to build his house? Reptiles!
39. What did the dinosaur use to build his house? Reptiles!
40. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
41. What do you call a dinosaur that is a magician? A dino-mite!
42. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the "P" is silent!
43. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
44. What do you call a dinosaur that is a philosopher? A thinkosaurus!
45. What do you call a dinosaur that is a great musician? A slab of rock!
46. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the "P" is silent!
47. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
48. What did the dinosaur use to build his house? Reptiles!
49. How do dinosaurs pay their bills? With Tyrannosaurus checks!
50. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore!

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