Top 50 Dinosaur Jokes

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The Top 50 Dinosaur Jokes List

These are the top 50 Dinosaur Jokes for 2024.

1. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
2. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
3. What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
4. What did the dinosaur use to build his house? Reptiles!
5. What do you call a dinosaur that is just too good at basketball? A dunk-a-saurus!
6. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks? Dino-mite!
7. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks? Dino-mite!
8. Why did the dinosaur bring toilet paper to the party? Because he heard they were going to have a dino-sore butt!
9. Why did the dinosaur bring toilet paper to the party? Because he heard they were going to have a dino-sore butt!
10. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
11. What do you call a dinosaur that is just too good at basketball? A dunk-a-saurus!
12. What do you call a dinosaur that is a great musician? A slab of rock!
13. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
14. Why did the dinosaur cross the road twice? Because he was a "2-tyrannosaurus"!
15. How do dinosaurs pay their bills? With Tyrannosaurus checks!
16. Why did the dinosaur cross the road twice? Because he was a "2-tyrannosaurus"!
17. What did the dinosaur use to build his house? Reptiles!
18. What do you call a dinosaur that is just too good at basketball? A dunk-a-saurus!
19. What did the dinosaur use to build his house? Reptiles!
20. How do dinosaurs pay their bills? With Tyrannosaurus checks!
21. What do you call a dinosaur that is a great musician? A slab of rock!
22. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
23. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore!
24. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
25. What did the dinosaur use to build his house? Reptiles!
26. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks? Dino-mite!
27. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks? Dino-mite!
28. How can you tell if a stegosaurus is in bed with you? You have places of discomfort!
29. Why did the dinosaur bring string to the party? Because he wanted to tie the dino-saur-loose!
30. What did the dinosaur use to build his house? Reptiles!
31. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore!
32. Why did the dinosaur cross the road twice? Because he was a "2-tyrannosaurus"!
33. What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? A doyouthinkysaurus!
34. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the "P" is silent!
35. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the "P" is silent!
36. What did the dinosaur use to build his house? Reptiles!
37. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
38. Why did the dinosaur break up with his girlfriend? She was taking him for granite!
39. What do you call a dinosaur that is a great musician? A slab of rock!
40. What do you call a dinosaur that is a detective? A snoozeraptor!
41. What do you call a dinosaur that farts? A toot-a-saurus!
42. What did the dinosaur use to build his house? Reptiles!
43. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
44. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore!
45. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the "P" is silent!
46. Why did the dinosaur bring string to the party? Because he wanted to tie the dino-saur-loose!
47. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the "P" is silent!
48. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the "P" is silent!
49. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore!
50. What do you call a dinosaur that is a detective? A snoozeraptor!

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