Top 50 Disney Jokes

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The Top 50 Disney Jokes List

These are the top 50 Disney Jokes for 2024.

1. What do you call a Snow White who becomes a detective? Sher-wood!
2. What's Minnie Mouse's favorite kind of cheese? Swiss, because it's so hole-y!
3. How does Alice keep up with the White Rabbit? She follows him down the rabbit hole!
4. What's Peter Pan's favorite restaurant? Wendy's!
5. How does Rapunzel keep track of her appointments? She always lets down her schedule!
6. What's Goofy's favorite type of music? Hip-hop, of course!
7. Why did Peter Pan fly to Neverland? Because it was easier than taking the train!
8. Why did Mickey go to space? To visit Pluto!
9. What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time? "One day my prints will come!"
10. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? Because he wanted to visit Pluto!
11. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite!
12. Why did the Beast go to therapy? To work on his emotional roar!
13. Why did Peter Pan fly to Neverland? Because it was easier than taking the train!
14. Why did Peter Pan fly to Neverland? Because it was easier than taking the train!
15. Why did Mufasa start a gardening business? Because he wanted to be the king of the crops!
16. What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time? "One day my prints will come!"
17. What's Captain Hook's favorite restaurant? Long John Silver's, of course!
18. Why did Woody bring a lasso to the art show? To "draw" attention to his roping skills!
19. What's Captain Hook's favorite restaurant? Long John Silver's, of course!
20. Why did Tigger look in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
21. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the basketball team? Because she always ran away from the ball!
22. How does Buzz Lightyear get his hair to stay perfectly in place? He uses "to-infinity-and-beyond" hair gel!
23. How did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
24. What's Goofy's favorite type of music? Hip-hop, of course!
25. Why did Ariel go to the seafood restaurant? She heard they served fish-tales!
26. What do you call a Snow White who becomes a detective? Sher-wood!
27. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team? Because she kept running away from the ball!
28. What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time? "One day my prints will come!"
29. How does Alice keep her hair so neat and tidy in Wonderland? She uses mad-hair products!
30. Why did Simba's father go to the computer repair shop? He had trouble with his "mouse"!
31. What did Baloo say when Mowgli asked him how to become a strong leader? "Just be"
32. What did Baloo say when Mowgli asked him how to become a strong leader? "Just be"
33. How does the Cheshire Cat always win at poker? He can always show his poker face!
34. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team? Because she kept running away from the ball!
35. What do you call a group of Disney villains having a party? A wicked gathering!
36. Why did Tiana become a chef instead of a dancer? She was tired of being green and limber all the time!
37. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? Because he wanted to visit Pluto!
38. Why couldn't Elsa maintain a relationship? She let it go!
39. What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!
40. Why did Ariel go to the seafood restaurant? She heard they served fish-tales!
41. Why did Pluto go to obedience school? He wanted to earn his "Good Boy" badge!
42. Why did Dumbo get pulled over? Because he couldn't stop flapping his ears!
43. How does the Cheshire Cat always win at poker? He can always show his poker face!
44. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she kept running away from the ball!
45. How does Buzz Lightyear get his hair to stay perfectly in place? He uses "to-infinity-and-beyond" hair gel!
46. Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
47. Why couldn't Elsa maintain a relationship? She let it go!
48. Why did Tigger look in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
49. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? Because he wanted to visit Pluto!
50. What do you call a group of Disney villains having a party? A wicked gathering!

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