Top 50 Disney Jokes

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The Top 50 Disney Jokes List

These are the top 50 Disney Jokes for 2024.

1. Why couldn't Elsa maintain a relationship? She let it go!
2. Why did Ariel go to the seafood restaurant? She heard they served fish-tales!
3. How does Snow White keep her room clean? With the help of her seven dwarfs, of course!
4. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? He wanted to visit Pluto!
5. What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time? "One day my prints will come!"
6. Why did the Jungle Book get a sequel? Because it was a bear-y good story!
7. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? Because he wanted to visit Pluto!
8. What's Minnie Mouse's favorite kind of cheese? Swiss, because it's so hole-y!
9. What do you call a Snow White who becomes a detective? Sher-wood!
10. How did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
11. Why did Ariel go to the seafood restaurant? She heard they served fish-tales!
12. How does Alice keep her hair so neat and tidy in Wonderland? She uses mad-hair products!
13. How did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
14. Why did Ariel go to the seafood restaurant? She heard they served fish-tales!
15. What do you call a Snow White who becomes a detective? Sher-wood!
16. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the basketball team? Because she always ran away from the ball!
17. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? He wanted to visit Pluto!
18. How does Alice keep her hair so neat and tidy in Wonderland? She uses mad-hair products!
19. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? Because he wanted to visit Pluto!
20. What do you call a Snow White who becomes a detective? Sher-wood!
21. Why did Ariel go to the seafood restaurant? She heard they served fish-tales!
22. What did Mufasa say to Simba when he didn't know how to play soccer? "Just remember to always keep your eye on the ball!"
23. What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time? "One day my prints will come!"
24. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? Because he wanted to visit Pluto!
25. What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!
26. What did Genie say to Aladdin when he lost his glasses? "I can't help you see things clearly now!"
27. Why did Peter Pan always fly? He neverlands!
28. What's Peter Pan's favorite restaurant? Wendy's!
29. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? He wanted to visit Pluto!
30. Why did Tigger look in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
31. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? He wanted to visit Pluto!
32. Why did Tigger look in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
33. How does Peter Pan always know the time? He never wants to grow up, so he stays young at heart!
34. What do you call Mickey Mouse when he's in disguise? An undercover mouse!
35. What do you call a Snow White who becomes a detective? Sher-wood!
36. Why did Dumbo get dropped from the circus? Because he kept falling asleep on the job!
37. Why did Mickey go to space? To visit Pluto!
38. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? He wanted to visit Pluto!
39. Why did the Beast go to therapy? To work on his emotional roar!
40. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the basketball team? Because she kept running away from the ball!
41. What do you call a Snow White who becomes a detective? Sher-wood!
42. What did Simba say during the scary movie? "I can't wait to get to the Roar-ables!"
43. Why did Gaston bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
44. Why did Elsa bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house!
45. Why did Elsa bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house!
46. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? He wanted to visit Pluto!
47. How does Peter Pan always know the time? He never wants to grow up, so he stays young at heart!
48. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team? Because she kept running away from the ball!
49. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? Because he wanted to visit Pluto!
50. Why did Simba's father go to the computer repair shop? He had trouble with his "mouse"!

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