Top 50 Disney Jokes

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The Top 50 Disney Jokes List

These are the top 50 Disney Jokes for 2024.

1. How did Snow White feel when she was at the top of the ferris wheel? She was a little grumpy!
2. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team? Because she kept running away from the ball!
3. Why did Mickey go to space? To visit Pluto!
4. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite!
5. Why did Goofy go to art school? To learn how to draw a blank!
6. What do you call Mickey Mouse when he's in disguise? An undercover mouse!
7. What do you call a Snow White who becomes a detective? Sher-wood!
8. Why did Ariel go to the seafood restaurant? She heard they served fish-tales!
9. Why did Dumbo get dropped from the circus? Because he kept falling asleep on the job!
10. Why did Simba's father go to the computer repair shop? He had trouble with his "mouse"!
11. What's Captain Hook's favorite restaurant? Long John Silver's, of course!
12. How does Tinkerbell get around the House of Mouse? She flies with pixie dust Express!
13. Why did Tiana become a chef instead of a dancer? She was tired of being green and limber all the time!
14. What do you call Mickey Mouse when he's in disguise? An undercover mouse!
15. What did Baloo say when Mowgli asked him how to become a strong leader? "Just be
16. Why did Goofy go to art school? To learn how to draw a blank!
17. What do you call a Snow White who becomes a detective? Sher-wood!
18. What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time? "One day my prints will come!"
19. Why did Simba's father go to the computer repair shop? He had trouble with his "mouse"!
20. How does Peter Pan always know the time? He never wants to grow up, so he stays young at heart!
21. Why did Ariel go to the seafood restaurant? She heard they served fish-tales!
22. What's Captain Hook's favorite restaurant? Long John Silver's, of course!
23. What's Minnie Mouse's favorite kind of cheese? Swiss, because it's so hole-y!
24. How does Buzz Lightyear get his hair to stay perfectly in place? He uses "to-infinity-and-beyond" hair gel!
25. What's Captain Hook's favorite restaurant? Long John Silver's, of course!
26. Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
27. What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time? "One day my prints will come!"
28. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? Because he wanted to visit Pluto!
29. What kind of car does Lightning McQueen drive in the rain? A car-toon!
30. What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!
31. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite!
32. What did Genie say to Aladdin when he lost his glasses? "I can't help you see things clearly now!"
33. Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
34. What's Captain Hook's favorite restaurant? Long John Silver's, of course!
35. What did Baloo say when Mowgli asked him how to become a strong leader? "Just be"
36. What's Goofy's favorite type of music? Hip-hop, of course!
37. Why did Dumbo get pulled over? Because he couldn't stop flapping his ears!
38. Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
39. How does Rapunzel keep track of her appointments? She always lets down her schedule!
40. What do you call a Snow White who becomes a detective? Sher-wood!
41. How does the Cheshire Cat always win at poker? He can always show his poker face!
42. What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time? "One day my prints will come!"
43. Why did Dumbo get kicked out of the circus? Because he kept going out of his element!
44. What do you call a group of Disney villains having a party? A wicked gathering!
45. What's Captain Hook's favorite restaurant? Long John Silver's, of course!
46. How does Rapunzel keep track of her appointments? She always lets down her schedule!
47. Why did Mickey go to space? To visit Pluto!
48. Why did Ariel go to the seafood restaurant? She heard they served fish-tales!
49. How does Tinkerbell get around the House of Mouse? She flies with pixie dust Express!
50. How does the Cheshire Cat always win at poker? He can always show his poker face!

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