Top 50 Dog Jokes

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The Top 50 Dog Jokes List

These are the top 50 Dog Jokes for 2024.

1. How do you make a hot dog stand? Steal its chair!
2. What do you call a dog that can do magic? A labracadabrador!
3. What do you call a dog in the summer? A hot dog!
4. How do dog catchers get paid? By the pound!
5. What do you call a dog in the summer? A hot dog!
6. How do you know if a dog is a doctor? He has a bark-terate degree!
7. What do you call a dog that loves to play fetch? A retriever!
8. What do you call a dog who loves to cook? A foodie hound!
9. Why did the dog sit in the shade? To avoid "barking" burns!
10. Why did the dog take a pencil to the party? He wanted to draw some attention!
11. How do you know if a dog is a math whiz? He loves to do "paw"blems!
12. What do you call a dog that loves stationary? A labra-doodle!
13. What do you call a dog that's a stand-up comedian? A funny bone!
14. What do you get if you cross a dog with a calculator? A friend you can count on!
15. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
16. What do you call a dog who loves to cook? A foodie hound!
17. Why don't dogs ever finish their novels? They always get writer's bark!
18. What do you call a dog that likes indulging in a good book? A labradorary!
19. What do you call a dog in a submarine? A sub-woofer!
20. What do you get when you cross a dog and a telephone? A golden receiver!
21. "Why was the dog such a bad DJ? Because he had a "ruff" time scratching!"
22. What do you call a dog that loves stationary? A labra-doodle!
23. How do you know if a dog is a doctor? He has a bark-terate degree!
24. How do you make a dog stop barking in the backyard? Put him in the "bark" house!
25. What do you call a dog in the summer? A hot dog!
26. Why was the dog such a bad DJ? Because he had a "ruff" time scratching!
27. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador!
28. Why did the dog take a pencil to the party? He wanted to draw some attention!
29. What do you call a dog who wins a Nobel Prize? A labra-genius!
30. Why did the dog wear sunglasses? He had a case of the "ruff" eyes!
31. What do you call a dog in the summer? A hot dog!
32. Where do dogs go when their tails fall off? The retail store!
33. What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracadabrador!
34. Why do dogs run in circles before lying down? It's a ruff draft!
35. What do you call a dog that loves stationary? A labra-doodle!
36. Why do dogs make terrible office workers? They always paws for breaks!
37. What do you call a dog that likes indulging in a good book? A labradorary!
38. What do you call a dog that loves stationary? A labra-doodle!
39. How do you know if a dog is a math whiz? He loves to do "paw"blems!
40. What do you call a dog that can do magic? A labracadabrador!
41. What do you call a dog that loves to take a bath? A shampoo-dle!
42. Why do dogs always chase after their tails? They're trying to make both ends meet!
43. What do you call a dog that's a stand-up comedian? A funny bone!
44. Why did the dog wear sunglasses? He had a case of the "ruff" eyes!
45. Why did the dog sit in the shade? Because he didn’t want to become a hot dog!
46. Why don't dogs ever finish their novels? They always get writer's bark!
47. What do you get if you cross a dog with a computer? A labrador retriever!
48. "Why was the dog such a bad DJ? Because he had a "ruff" time scratching!"
49. What do you call a dog who loves to cook? A foodie hound!
50. What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracadabrador!

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