Top 50 Donald Trump Jokes

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The Top 50 Donald Trump Jokes List

These are the top 50 Donald Trump Jokes for 2024.

1. He built a firewall to keep out immigrant computer viruses!
2. He built a firewall to keep out immigrant computer viruses!
3. He built a firewall to keep out immigrant computer viruses!
4. Why did Donald Trump open a bakery? Because he heard they knead a lot of dough!
5. Why did Donald Trump open a bakery? Because he heard they knead a lot of dough!
6. He wanted to be on time!
7. Why did Donald Trump want to become a comedian? Because he heard they could always make a president laugh!
8. How does Donald Trump part his hair?
9. What did Donald Trump do after becoming a computer engineer?
10. Because he heard it was great at cheating and drawing new boundaries!
11. What did Donald Trump do after becoming a computer engineer?
12. What did Donald Trump do after becoming a computer engineer?
13. Why did Donald Trump open a bakery? Because he heard they knead a lot of dough!
14. What did Donald Trump do after becoming a computer engineer?
15. What did Donald Trump do after becoming a math teacher? He added walls to keep everything in line!
16. How does Donald Trump part his hair?
17. Why did Donald Trump open a bakery? Because he heard they knead a lot of dough!
18. Why did Donald Trump bring a sharpie to the golf course?
19. Donald Trump opened a bakery because he heard they knead a lot of dough!
20. Why did Donald Trump bring a sharpie to the golf course?
21. He built a firewall to keep out immigrant computer viruses!
22. What did Donald Trump do after becoming a computer engineer?
23. He built a firewall to keep out immigrant computer viruses!
24. How does Donald Trump part his hair?
25. He built a firewall to keep out immigrant computer viruses!
26. What did Donald Trump do after becoming a computer engineer?
27. Why did Donald Trump open a bakery? Because he heard they knead a lot of dough!
28. What did Donald Trump do after becoming a computer engineer?
29. Why did Donald Trump become a tennis player? Because he knew how to serve and volley!
30. What did Donald Trump do after becoming a computer engineer?
31. Why did Donald Trump bring a sharpie to the golf course?
32. What did Donald Trump do after becoming a computer engineer?
33. What did Donald Trump do after becoming a math teacher? He added walls to keep everything in line!
34. Why did Donald Trump open a bakery? Because he heard they knead a lot of dough!
35. Why did Donald Trump open a bakery? Because he heard they knead a lot of dough!
36. Why did Donald Trump want to become a comedian? Because he heard they could always make a president laugh!
37. He built a firewall to keep out immigrant computer viruses!
38. Because he heard it was great at cheating and drawing new boundaries!
39. Because he heard it was great at cheating and drawing new boundaries!
40. Why did Donald Trump bring a sharpie to the golf course?
41. What did Donald Trump do after becoming a math teacher? He added walls to keep everything in line!
42. How does Donald Trump part his hair?
43. What did Donald Trump do after becoming a computer engineer?
44. Donald Trump opened a bakery because he heard they knead a lot of dough!
45. He built a firewall to keep out immigrant computer viruses!
46. How does Donald Trump part his hair?
47. He built a firewall to keep out immigrant computer viruses!
48. Why did Donald Trump want to become a comedian? Because he heard they could always make a president laugh!
49. Why did Donald Trump open a bakery? Because he heard they knead a lot of dough!
50. What did Donald Trump do after becoming a computer engineer?

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