Top 50 Farm Jokes

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The Top 50 Farm Jokes List

These are the top 50 Farm Jokes for 2024.

1. So she could stay in "moo-d" with the herd!
2. It found someone a little more "cultivated"!
3. What did the corn say to the farmer?
4. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
5. What do you get when you cross a chicken with a cow?
6. Hay-tionary!
7. Why did the farmer bring a ladder to the bar?
8. They have a lot of thyme!
9. A Ford F-150!
10. Why was the farmer a great musician?
11. Because they lactose!
12. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
13. Why did the farmer wear overalls?
14. Because good luck hiding when the corn is tall!
15. Because he felt like he was "over" dressed!
16. What do you call an educated cow?
17. Why was the farmer a great musician?
18. A mathemachicken!
19. They have a lot of thyme!
20. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
21. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
22. He brings his own hay!
23. Anything with a good beat!
24. Baaa-dminton!
25. Because they make up everything!
26. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
27. Because their jokes always land well!
28. What do you call an argument between two farmers?
29. They read the moos-paper!
30. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport?
31. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
32. Because he wanted a squeal friend!
33. How do farmers party?
34. Because they lactose!
35. "Oh, just my luck!"
36. A "neigh"-gotiator!
37. Why do farmers make great comedians?
38. A moo-tivated student!
39. Because they are always making foul shots!
40. What game do farmers love to play?
41. A mathemachicken!
42. Because they lactose!
43. A "corn"troversy!
44. What did the farmer say to his cow when it got lost?
45. Because good luck hiding when the corn is tall!
46. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
47. A mathemachicken!
48. Why did the farmer start a gardening blog?
49. Because he wanted a squeal friend!
50. Why are chickens so good at basketball?

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