Top 50 Flat Earth Jokes

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The Top 50 Flat Earth Jokes List

These are the top 50 Flat Earth Jokes for 2025.

1. Flat earthers are not very fond of the 2 metre distanceing They claim its pushing some of their members over the edge.
2. Why don't Flat Earthers care if they're having a bad day? They're always on top of the world
3. A flat-Earther died, and to his surprise found himself standing on a cloud in front of the gates of heaven A flat-Earther died, and to his surprise found himself standing on a cloud in front of the gates of heaven. God himself was there and told him he would be happy to answer any questions the man might have - about anything across the entirety of Space and Time. So of course the man said - "Was I right? Is the earth actually flat?" and God chuckled and said "Of course not". The man shook his head in disbelief, shaken to his very core, before murmuring "...this goes even higher than I thought..."
4. Two flat earthers die and go to heaven. At the pearly gates they have the chance to ask god any questions they want and get truthful answers, so one flat earther asks god "is the earth flat?" to which god answers "No." The flat earther looks at the other and says "this goes higher than we thought".
5. Why are there no highly credited esteemed flat-earthers? Because flattery will get you nowhere.
6. What do you get when you combine a flat earther and their arrogance? Flatulence.
7. My flat-earther friend decided to walk to the end of the world to prove it's flat! In the end, he came around.
8. What is the real argument Flat Earthers are trying to use? 2D, or not 2D? That is the question.
9. What is the difference between Q followers and flat earthers? At least the earth exists!
10. How do you get a flat-Earther to shut up? Just push 'em off the edge.
11. "How many flat earthers does it take to screw in a light bulb Trick question it’s a light disk"
12. Why did the flat earther get kicked out of the party? Because he kept insisting the drinks were all on the same level!
13. Flat Earth is the only theory I've seen that can be disproven with a simple trip to the beach.
14. No, flat-earthers are right. The earth is supposed to be flat. Until they burried your mom beneath it.
15. How does a flat Earther explain gravity? They say it’s just a theory, like their horizon.
16. Flat-Earthers hate the fact our planet is spherical, whereas Asgard is flat. It's a Thor subject for them.
17. What do you call a flat earther vampire A no-sphere-atu
18. A flat earther and a round earther were arguing When the flat earther realized he was losing the argument he starts walking away. The round earther faces the other direction and says "I'll see you around"
19. Why are there no highly credited esteemed flat-earthers? Because flattery will get you nowhere.
20. Why are there no highly credited esteemed flat-earthers? Because flattery will get you nowhere.
21. Why did the flat earther refuse to play cards? He was afraid of getting dealt a bad hand!
22. How many flat-earthers does it take to draw an arrow? None. They can't make a point.
23. What does a flat-earther do with a ball? He plays Frisbee!
24. How does a Flat Earther travel the world? on a plane
25. What is a flat earther's favorite clothing brand? Land's End
26. I want to argue with flat earthers but... I just feel like we're not on a level playing field
27. So I asked my friend who is a flat Earther to keep walking in one direction... I don’t know where he is now, but I know one thing: Best case scenario, one less flat Earther. Worst case scenario: one less flat Earther.
28. A round earth fact to a flat-earther is… …like what thanksgiving is to a turkey
29. An anti masker, An anti vaccer, A flat earther.... An anti masker, An anti vaccer, A flat earther all went to the bar... .. .. .. Now that's can't be coincidence
30. we shouldn't bully flat Earthers or anti Vaxxers just because they have brain damage doesn't mean we get to make fun of them
31. Two flat earthers die and go to heaven. At the pearly gates they have the chance to ask god any questions they want and get truthful answers, so one flat earther asks god "is the earth flat?" to which god answers "No." The flat earther looks at the other and says "this goes higher than we thought".
32. What's the problem with Flat Earthers? They just can't seem to get a round to it.
33. My friend gets really upset when I call him a flat-Earther He says the correct term is bulldozer operator.
34. I am also a proud antivaxx mother, flat earther, Trump enthusiast and know for a fact climate change isnt real. There's no punchline, ive already told you the joke.
35. What would be a terrifying game show for flat-earthers? Sphere Factor
36. A flat-Earther died, and to his surprise found himself standing on a cloud in front of the gates of heaven A flat-Earther died, and to his surprise found himself standing on a cloud in front of the gates of heaven. God himself was there and told him he would be happy to answer any questions the man might have - about anything across the entirety of Space and Time. So of course the man said - "Was I right? Is the earth actually flat?" and God chuckled and said "Of course not". The man shook his head in disbelief, shaken to his very core, before murmuring "...this goes even higher than I thought..."
37. What do you call a flat earther vampire A no-sphere-atu
38. I just got kicked out of flat earth Facebook groups because I asked if the 6 foot social distancing had pushed anyone over the edge yet.
39. Why are there no highly credited esteemed flat-earthers? Because flattery will get you nowhere.
40. Why did the flat earther refuse to play cards? He was afraid of getting dealt a bad hand!
41. What's the problem with Flat Earthers? They just can't seem to get a round to it.
42. My friend gets really upset when I call him a flat-Earther He says the correct term is bulldozer operator.
43. Why don't Flat Earthers ever play football? Because they can't handle the corners!
44. My friend gets really upset when I call him a flat-Earther He says the correct term is bulldozer operator.
45. What would be a terrifying game show for flat-earthers? Sphere Factor
46. I debated a flat earther once he stormed off saying he'd walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong. He'll come around, eventually.
47. Why does everyone try to discredit Flat Earthers? It's like there's a global conspiracy.
48. Why did the flat-earther break up with his girlfriend? Because she said she needed space, and he didn't believe in that!
49. Two flat earthers die and go to heaven. At the pearly gates they have the chance to ask god any questions they want and get truthful answers, so one flat earther asks god "is the earth flat?" to which god answers "No." The flat earther looks at the other and says "this goes higher than we thought".
50. Why does everyone try to discredit Flat Earthers? It's like there's a global conspiracy.

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