Top 50 Flat Earth Jokes
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These are the top 50 Flat Earth Jokes for 2024.
1. How many flat-earthers does it take to draw an arrow? None. They can't make a point.2. Why does everyone try to discredit Flat Earthers? It's like there's a global conspiracy.
3. Today a flat earther friend of mine told me the earth was as as flat as my sense of humor. I told him his girlfriends ass would've been a better comparison.
4. Why does everyone try to discredit Flat Earthers? It's like there's a global conspiracy.
5. My flat-earther friend decided to walk to the end of the world to prove it's flat! In the end, he came around.
6. My flat-earther friend decided to walk to the end of the world to prove it's flat! In the end, he came around.
7. What do a flat-earther, a Nazi, and YOU have in common? They all get one vote.
8. What is a flat earthers favorite type of bread? Flatbread
9. What do the square-root of 2 and flat-earthers have in common ? They're both completely irrational.
10. Why are there no highly credited esteemed flat-earthers? Because flattery will get you nowhere.
11. I went to an international "Flat Earther" convention the other day Turns out they have members all around the world
12. Today a flat earther friend of mine told me the earth was as as flat as my sense of humor. I told him his girlfriends ass would've been a better comparison.
13. Just found out today my boyfriend is a flat Earther No wonder he never comes around
14. Why don't Flat Earthers care if they're having a bad day? They're always on top of the world
15. Why does everyone try to discredit Flat Earthers? It's like there's a global conspiracy.
16. I am also a proud antivaxx mother, flat earther, Trump enthusiast and know for a fact climate change isnt real. There's no punchline, ive already told you the joke.
17. I was a Flat-Earther for 4 years Then I turned 5.
18. Flat-Earthers hate the fact our planet is spherical, whereas Asgard is flat. It's a Thor subject for them.
19. Why do flat earthers enjoy talking to flight instructors? they tell them 5G might make them sick.
20. I was in an argument with a flat Earther I told him I didn’t believe him. He said he would video himself walking to the edge of the world. He’ll come around eventually.
21. Why is it impossible for a flat Earther calculate the volume of the Earth? Because there is always a rounding error.
22. What do you call an MTG player who's also a flat-earther? A planeswalker.
23. The main reason everybody hates flat Earthers ...is because they're so edgy.
24. A flat-Earther died, and to his surprise found himself standing on a cloud in front of the gates of heaven A flat-Earther died, and to his surprise found himself standing on a cloud in front of the gates of heaven. God himself was there and told him he would be happy to answer any questions the man might have - about anything across the entirety of Space and Time. So of course the man said - "Was I right? Is the earth actually flat?" and God chuckled and said "Of course not". The man shook his head in disbelief, shaken to his very core, before murmuring "...this goes even higher than I thought..."
25. What's a flat-earther's least favorite gun? A revolver.
26. There is a new reality show where flat earthers try to travel to the edge of the world. Unfortunately the finale is not a cliff hanger.
27. A flat earther was asked to describe fear... They said there was nothing to fear but sphere itself.
28. Flat earthers are not very fond of the 2 metre distanceing They claim its pushing some of their members over the edge.
29. What do a flat-earther, a Nazi, and YOU have in common? They all get one vote.
30. Why does everyone try to discredit Flat Earthers? It's like there's a global conspiracy.
31. I was in an argument with a flat Earther. I told him I didn’t believe him. He said he would video himself walking to the edge of the world. He’ll come around eventually.
32. It’s surprising flat earthers are still using money. You’d think they’d have concern over it making the world go round.
33. My friend gets really upset when I call him a flat-Earther He says the correct term is bulldozer operator.
34. I went to an international "Flat Earther" convention the other day Turns out they have members all around the world
35. So I asked my friend who is a flat Earther to keep walking in one direction... I don’t know where he is now, but I know one thing: Best case scenario, one less flat Earther. Worst case scenario: one less flat Earther.
36. An anti masker, An anti vaccer, A flat earther.... An anti masker, An anti vaccer, A flat earther all went to the bar... .. .. .. Now that's can't be coincidence
37. My flat-earther friend was diagnosed by a psychologist He suffers from very sphere delusions.
38. What is a flat earther's least favorite flavor of gum? Spheremint
39. A flat earther dies and goes to heaven. At the gates of heaven, St. Peter says to them, "Before you enter the gates of heaven, you may ask god one question." The flat earther asks, "God, is the earth flat?" God responds, "The earth is 100% a globe." The flat earther exclaims, "Holy crap! This conspiracy runs deeper than I thought!"
40. How do you save a flat earther who's falling? You don't because gravity doesn't exist.
41. Earth is flat! I mean, when was the last time you came across naturally carbonated ocean water?
42. What did the flat-earther say after finally seeing the earth from space? Half of the so-called "continents" are missing.
43. A flat Earther goes to heaven. A flat Earther dies while trying to fly in a homemade rocket and goes to heaven. There he meets up with God and says, "Oh Supreme Lord!! Tell me with utmost honesty. Is Earth round or flat ? " God replies, "It is round, my dear child." The flat earther thinks, " Wow ! This whole thing goes much higher than I thought."
44. Why is it impossible for a flat Earther calculate the volume of the Earth? Because there is always a rounding error.
45. A vegan, an anti-vaxxer, and a flat earther walk into a bar I know because they told everyone in 5 minutes.
46. A buddy of mine is one of those "flat Earther’s." He said he’s angry and going to the edge. I have a feeling he’ll come around.
47. If the earth really is flat Wouldn't cats have pushed everything off the edge by now?
48. A friend once asked what I would do if my child turned out to be a flat-earther and I was dumbfounded Still amazed that there are dumb nuts out there who think the planet is round and shit.
49. Why Don't We Have a Reality Show Where Flat Earthers Walk to the End of the Earth? Because that would be edgy
50. Why are there no highly credited esteemed flat-earthers? Because flattery will get you nowhere.
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