Top 50 Halloween Jokes

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The Top 50 Halloween Jokes List

These are the top 50 Halloween Jokes for 2024.

1. What is a vampire's favorite holiday, besides Halloween? Fangs-giving!
2. What's a witch's favorite makeup? Ma-scare-a.
3. Why do ghosts love elevators? Because it raises their spirits!
4. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." "Ben who?" "Ben waiting for candy all day!"
5. What is in a ghost’s nose? Boo-gers.
6. How does a witch style her hair? With scare spray.
7. What does a panda ghost eat? Bam-BOO!
8. What tops off a mummy’s ice cream sundae? Whipped scream.
9. What is a vampire's favorite holiday, besides Halloween? Fangs-giving!
10. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana Who? Ivana suck your blood!
11. What do skeletons order at restaurants? Spare ribs.
12. What’s a vampire’s least favorite meal? A steak!
13. What are two witches living together called? Broommates.
14. Why didn't the skeleton cross the street? He didn't have any guts.
15. Why do skeletons hate parties? They have no-body to dance with.
16. How do you make a skeleton laugh? You tickle his funny bone!
17. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!
18. What is a vampire's favorite holiday, besides Halloween? Fangs-giving!
19. Why don’t mummies have friends? Because they’re too wrapped up in themselves.
20. Why did the ghost starch his sheet? He wanted everyone scared stiff.
21. How do you mend a jack-o'-lantern? With a pumpkin patch.
22. What do witches put on to go trick or treating? Mas-scare-a.
23. What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy? "Trick-or-feet!"
24. Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin!
25. Why don't mummies take vacations? They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.
26. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Orange." "Orange who?" "Orange you glad it's finally Halloween?"
27. What are two witches living together called? Broommates.
28. Why did the policeman ticket the ghost on Halloween? It didn’t have a haunting license.
29. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Witch! Witch who? Witch one of you will give me lots of Halloween candy?
30. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Hans. Hans who? Hans off my candy!
31. How do you make a skeleton laugh? You tickle his funny bone!
32. What monster plays tricks on Halloween? Prank-enstein!
33. Why don't people like Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.
34. What do you call a witch’s garage? A broom closet.
35. Which monster loves to dance? The Boogieman!
36. What's a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarine.
37. Where does Dracula keep his money? In a blood bank.
38. What do you call two witches living together? Broommates
39. What do you call a witch’s garage? A broom closet.
40. Why don’t mummies take time off? They’re afraid to unwind.
41. How do you know when a ghost is sad? He starts boo hooing.
42. What does a panda ghost eat? Bam-BOO!
43. What is in a ghost’s nose? Boo-gers.
44. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Bee! Bee who? Bee-ware, there’s a full moon this Halloween!
45. What's a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
46. Why didn't the skeleton cross the street? He didn't have any guts.
47. Why did the headless horseman go into business? He wanted to get ahead in life.
48. Why don’t mummies take time off? They’re afraid to unwind.
49. Who did Frankenstein go trick or treating with? His ghoul friend.
50. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter open quick, I have a funny Halloween joke to tell you!

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