Top 50 Halloween Jokes

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The Top 50 Halloween Jokes List

These are the top 50 Halloween Jokes for 2024.

1. What was the witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling.
2. Where do ghosts buy their food? At the ghost-ery store!
3. Where does a mummy go on vacation? The Dead Sea.
4. Why did the ghost go into the bar? For the Boos.
5. What do witches put on their bagels? Scream cheese.
6. What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie? Your teeth.
7. Why are ghosts terrible liars? You can see right through them!
8. Why don't people like Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.
9. What is a vampire's favorite fruit? A neck-tarine!
10. What tops off a mummy’s ice cream sundae? Whipped scream.
11. What’s a ghost's favorite yogurt flavor? Boo-berry!
12. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Olive! Olive who? Olive your Halloween costume!
13. What did one ghost say to the other ghost? Do you believe in people?
14. Why do ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures
15. What monster plays tricks on Halloween? Prank-enstein!
16. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!
17. Know why skeletons are so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
18. Why are spiders great baseball players? They know how to catch flies!
19. Why do ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures
20. How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery? All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.
21. Where does Dracula keep his money? In a blood bank.
22. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter open quick, I have a funny Halloween joke to tell you!
23. Why did the policeman ticket the ghost on Halloween? It didn’t have a haunting license.
24. What type of plants do well on all Hallow’s Eve? Bam-BOO!
25. Where do fashionable ghosts shop? Bootiques!
26. Where does Dracula keep his money? In a blood bank.
27. What do birds say on Halloween? "Trick or tweet!"
28. What's a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
29. Why don’t mummies take time off? They’re afraid to unwind.
30. What's a witch's favorite school subject? Spelling.
31. What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy? "Trick-or-feet!"
32. Why did the policeman ticket the ghost on Halloween? It didn’t have a haunting license.
33. Why don't mummies take vacations? They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.
34. I dropped my pumpkin yesterday. Jack-o-lantern? More like crack-o-lantern!
35. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter open quick, I have a funny Halloween joke to tell you!
36. Why are mummies good employees? They get wrapped up in their work.
37. Why don't people like Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.
38. Why did the vampire read the newspaper? Because it had great circulation.
39. What do birds say on Halloween? "Trick or tweet!"
40. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Orange." "Orange who?" "Orange you glad it's finally Halloween?"
41. What does a panda ghost eat? Bam-BOO!
42. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Bee! Bee who? Bee-ware, there’s a full moon this Halloween!
43. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana Who? Ivana suck your blood!
44. What do you call a cleaning skeleton? The grim sweeper.
45. Why did the headless horseman go into business? He wanted to get ahead in life.
46. How do you fix a broken jack-o'-lantern? With a pumpkin patch!
47. Why did the vampire read the newspaper? He heard it had great circulation.
48. I dropped my pumpkin yesterday. Jack-o-lantern? More like crack-o-lantern!
49. How do you fix a broken jack-o'-lantern? With a pumpkin patch!
50. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.

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