Top 50 Halloween Jokes

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The Top 50 Halloween Jokes List

These are the top 50 Halloween Jokes for 2024.

1. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Dishes! Dishes who? Dishes a very Halloween bad joke!
2. What do owls say when they go trick or treating? "Happy Owl-ween!"
3. What's a witch's favorite school subject? Spelling.
4. What tops off a mummy’s ice cream sundae? Whipped scream.
5. What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost? "You sure are boo-tiful!"
6. Where does Dracula keep his money? In a blood bank.
7. What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet!
8. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Olive." "Olive who?" "Olive Halloween!"
9. What's a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
10. What do you call a cleaning skeleton? The grim sweeper.
11. What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie? Your teeth.
12. What was the witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling.
13. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Bee! Bee who? Bee-ware, there’s a full moon this Halloween!
14. What kind of food would you find on a haunted beach? A sand-witch!
15. What do you call a skeleton who lays around all day? Lazy bones.
16. What types of TVs are in haunted houses? Wide scream TVs.
17. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter open quick, I have a funny Halloween joke to tell you!
18. How do you know when a ghost is sad? He starts boo hooing.
19. Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin.
20. What is a vampire's favorite fruit? A neck-tarine!
21. What does the skeleton chef say when he serves you a meal? "Bone Appetit!"
22. Why didn't the skeleton go to see a scary movie? He didn't have the guts.
23. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter open quick, I have a funny Halloween joke to tell you!
24. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Bee! Bee who? Bee-ware, there’s a full moon this Halloween!
25. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Howl." "Howl who?" "Howl you know who's here if you don't open the door!"
26. What do mummies listen to on Halloween? Wrap music.
27. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." "Ben who?" "Ben waiting for candy all day!"
28. What do owls say when they go trick or treating? "Happy Owl-ween!"
29. What do Italian ghosts have for dinner? Boo-ghetti!
30. What do birds say on Halloween? Trick or tweet!
31. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Hans. Hans who? Hans off my candy!
32. Why did the pumpkin take a detour? To avoid a seedy part of town.
33. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Orange." "Orange who?" "Orange you glad it's finally Halloween?"
34. What is in a ghost’s nose? Boo-gers.
35. What Halloween candy is never on time for the party? Choco-LATE!
36. Why do skeletons have low self-esteem? They have no body to love.
37. Where does Dracula keep his money? In a blood bank.
38. How does a scarecrow drink his juice? With a straw!
39. Why did the policeman ticket the ghost on Halloween? It didn’t have a haunting license.
40. What's a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarine.
41. What do you call a witch’s garage? A broom closet.
42. How does a witch style her hair? With scare spray.
43. Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid to unwind.
44. Why did the vampire read the newspaper? He heard it had great circulation.
45. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Witch." "Witch who?" "Witch one of you is giving me all your candy?"
46. Why can't ghosts lie? Because you can see right through them.
47. Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Ben! Ben who? Ben waiting for Halloween all year!
48. Where does a mummy go on vacation? The Dead Sea.
49. How do vampires get around on Halloween? On blood vessels.
50. I dropped my pumpkin yesterday. Jack-o-lantern? More like crack-o-lantern!

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