Top 50 Halloween Jokes

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The Top 50 Halloween Jokes List

These are the top 50 Halloween Jokes for 2024.

1. Which Halloween monster is good at math? Count Dracula!
2. Why didn't the skeleton go to see a scary movie? He didn't have the guts.
3. What do you call a cleaning skeleton? The grim sweeper!
4. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!
5. Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Ben! Ben who? Ben waiting for Halloween all year!
6. What do ghosts give out to trick or treaters? Booberries!
7. Why do ghosts love elevators? Because it raises their spirits!
8. Where do ghosts buy their Halloween candy? At the ghost-ery store!
9. What do ghosts eat for dinner? Spook-ghetti!
10. What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie? Your teeth.
11. Why do ghosts love elevators? Because it raises their spirits!
12. Why did the ghost go to the party? Because he heard it was going to be a real scream!
13. What do birds say on Halloween? "Trick or tweet!"
14. What do ghosts give out to trick or treaters? Booberries!
15. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!
16. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite!
17. How do you know when a ghost is sad? He starts boo hooing.
18. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Orange." "Orange who?" "Orange you glad it's finally Halloween?"
19. Why do skeletons have low self-esteem? They have no body to love.
20. What do birds say on Halloween? Trick or tweet!
21. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.
22. What's a witch's favorite makeup? Ma-scare-a.
23. What's a pumpkin's favorite genre? Pulp fiction.
24. Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no-body to go with.
25. What do you call a monster that poisons corn flakes? A cereal killer!
26. What's a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarine.
27. Why did the ghost go to the bar? For the boos!
28. What do witches put on their bagels? Scream cheese.
29. How do you make a skeleton laugh? You tickle his funny bone!
30. Why did the headless horseman go into business? He wanted to get ahead in life.
31. What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet!
32. What do ghosts use to wash their hair? Sham-BOO!
33. What do birds say on Halloween? Trick or tweet!
34. How do you make a skeleton laugh? You tickle his funny bone!
35. What do owls say when they go trick or treating? "Happy Owl-ween!"
36. What Halloween candy is never on time for the party? Choco-LATE!
37. What’s it called when a vampire has trouble with his house? A grave problem.
38. What do witches put on to go trick or treating? Mas-scare-a.
39. Why did the ghost go to the party? Because he heard it was going to be a fab-boo-lous time!
40. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite!
41. What position does a ghost play in hockey? Ghoulie.
42. Why didn't the skeleton go to see a scary movie? He didn't have the guts.
43. Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no-body to go with.
44. What do ghosts give out to trick or treaters? Booberries!
45. What is in a ghost’s nose? Boo-gers.
46. What's a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
47. Why did the ghost go to the bar? For the boos!
48. What do witches ask for at a hotel? Broom service.
49. What do you call a cleaning skeleton? The grim sweeper.
50. What's a witch's favorite school subject? Spelling.

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