Top 50 Halloween Jokes

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The Top 50 Halloween Jokes List

These are the top 50 Halloween Jokes for 2024.

1. Why do ghosts love elevators? Because it raises their spirits!
2. Why are ghosts terrible liars? You can see right through them!
3. What do you call a cleaning skeleton? The grim sweeper.
4. Why are mummies good employees? They get wrapped up in their work.
5. Why are mummies good employees? They get wrapped up in their work.
6. Where does Dracula keep his money? At the blood bank.
7. What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween? Candy corneas.
8. Which type of pants do ghosts wear to trick or treat? Boo jeans.
9. I dropped my pumpkin yesterday. Jack-o-lantern? More like crack-o-lantern!
10. Why did the mummy take a vacation? He needed to unwind!
11. Where do ghosts buy their Halloween candy? At the ghost-ery store!
12. Why did the ghost go to the party? Because he heard it was going to be a boo-lah!
13. What tops off a mummy’s ice cream sundae? Whipped scream.
14. What makes trick or treating with twin witches so challenging? You never know which witch is which!
15. Why did the ghost go to the party? Because he heard it was going to be a fab-boo-lous time!
16. What's a ghost's favorite fruit? Boo-berries!
17. Why do ghosts pick their noses? To get the boo-gers!
18. What types of TVs are in haunted houses? Wide scream TVs.
19. What type of plants do well on all Hallow’s Eve? Bam-BOO!
20. Who did Frankenstein go trick or treating with? His ghoul friend.
21. Why can't ghosts lie? Because you can see right through them.
22. What's a witch's favorite makeup? Ma-scare-a.
23. What do you call a monster who poisons corn flakes? A cereal killer!
24. Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
25. What room does a ghost not need? A living room.
26. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite!
27. Why do witches use brooms to fly on? Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
28. Why did the mummy take a vacation? He needed to unwind!
29. Why don’t mummies take time off? They’re afraid to unwind.
30. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Witch! Witch who? Witch one of you will give me lots of Halloween candy?
31. How do you make a skeleton laugh? You tickle his funny bone!
32. What do you call a monster that poisons corn flakes? A cereal killer!
33. What do ghosts eat for dinner? Spook-ghetti!
34. I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very humerus.
35. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Fangs. Fangs who? Fangs for letting me in!
36. Why do ghosts love elevators? Because it raises their spirits!
37. What do mummies listen to on Halloween? Wrap music.
38. How do you mend a jack-o'-lantern? With a pumpkin patch.
39. Why do ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures
40. What do you call a monster that poisons corn flakes? A cereal killer!
41. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to go with him!
42. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? I scream.
43. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!
44. What do ghosts eat for dessert? Ice scream.
45. What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost? "You sure are boo-tiful!"
46. What's a mummy's favorite type of music? Wrap.
47. What's a mummy's favorite type of music? Wrap.
48. Why do ghosts pick their noses? To get the boo-gers!
49. What are two witches living together called? Broommates.
50. How do ghosts wash their hair? With sham-boo!

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