Top 50 Halloween Jokes

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The Top 50 Halloween Jokes List

These are the top 50 Halloween Jokes for 2022.

1. What's a witch's favorite makeup? Ma-scare-a.
2. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Orange." "Orange who?" "Orange you glad it's finally Halloween?"
3. What makes trick or treating with twin witches so challenging? You never know which witch is which!
4. How do you fix a broken jack-o'-lantern? With a pumpkin patch!
5. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Aw, don't cry, it's Halloween!"
6. Which monster loves to dance? The Boogieman!
7. What do you call two witches who live together? Broom-mates!
8. What's a vampire's favorite holiday? Fangs-giving.
9. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Dishes! Dishes who? Dishes a very Halloween bad joke!
10. What do you call a cleaning skeleton? The grim sweeper.
11. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Phillip! Phillip who? Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please!
12. What's a pumpkin's favorite genre? Pulp fiction.
13. Where do ghosts buy their food? At the ghost-ery store!
14. What do witches eat for lunch? Sand-witches.
15. What is in a ghost’s nose? Boo-gers.
16. What do skeletons order at restaurants? Spare ribs.
17. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Witch! Witch who? Witch one of you will give me lots of Halloween candy?
18. Why did the ghost go into the bar? For the Boos.
19. How do you fix a broken jack-o'-lantern? With a pumpkin patch!
20. Why didn't the skeleton cross the street? He didn't have any guts.
21. What do skeletons order at a restaurant? Spare ribs.
22. Why are spiders great baseball players? They know how to catch flies!
23. Where does Dracula keep his money? At the blood bank.
24. Why do skeletons hate parties? They have no-body to dance with.
25. Why can't ghosts lie? Because you can see right through them.
26. What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost? "You sure are boo-tiful!"
27. Which monster loves to dance? The Boogieman!
28. What do skeletons order at restaurants? Spare ribs.
29. What did one ghost say to the other ghost? Do you believe in people?
30. How does a witch style her hair? With scare spray.
31. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? I scream.
32. Why do ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures
33. What do birds say on Halloween? Trick or tweet!
34. What types of TVs are in haunted houses? Wide scream TVs.
35. What do ghosts eat for dessert? Ice scream.
36. What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost? "You sure are boo-tiful!"
37. What do you call a skeleton who lays around all day? Lazy bones.
38. What's a mummy's favorite type of music? Wrap.
39. What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet!
40. Which Halloween monster is good at math? Count Dracula!
41. How do you know when a ghost is sad? He starts boo hooing.
42. Why don't people like Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.
43. Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no-body to go with.
44. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Witch." "Witch who?" "Witch one of you is giving me all your candy?"
45. Who won the skeleton beauty contest? No body.
46. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Dishes! Dishes who? Dishes a very Halloween bad joke!
47. Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road safely? The crossing gourd.
48. Where does Dracula keep his money? At the blood bank.
49. How do you know when a ghost is sad? He starts boo hooing.
50. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? I scream.

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