Top 50 Halloween Jokes

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The Top 50 Halloween Jokes List

These are the top 50 Halloween Jokes for 2025.

1. Why couldn’t the mummy go to school with the witch? He couldn’t spell.
2. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.
3. Know why skeletons are so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
4. Why did the vampire go to art school? Because he wanted to learn how to draw blood!
5. What Halloween candy is never on time for the party? Choco-LATE!
6. How do ghosts wash their hair? With sham-boo!
7. What do witches ask for at a hotel? Broom service.
8. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Fangs. Fangs who? Fangs for letting me in!
9. Which monster loves to dance? The Boogieman!
10. What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie? Your teeth.
11. What’s a ghost's favorite yogurt flavor? Boo-berry!
12. Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin.
13. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Fangs. Fangs who? Fangs for letting me in!
14. How do mummies tell their future? They read their horror-scope.
15. What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music!
16. What type of plants do well on all Hallow’s Eve? Bam-BOO!
17. What do skeletons order at a restaurant? Spare ribs.
18. What do skeletons order at restaurants? Spare ribs.
19. How do you mend a jack-o'-lantern? With a pumpkin patch.
20. Why don’t mummies take time off? They’re afraid to unwind.
21. Why didn't the skeleton go to the scary movie? He didn't have the guts.
22. What do you call a witch's garage? A broom closet!
23. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite!
24. What Halloween candy is never on time for the party? Choco-LATE!
25. Who won the skeleton beauty contest? No body.
26. What do ghosts serve for dessert? Ice scream!
27. I dropped my pumpkin yesterday. Jack-o-lantern? More like crack-o-lantern!
28. Why don't mummies take vacations? They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.
29. Why was Cinderella bad at football? Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.
30. What’s a ghost's favorite yogurt flavor? Boo-berry!
31. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to go with him!
32. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to go with him!
33. Why did the ghost go to the party? Because he heard it was going to be a fab-boo-lous time!
34. Why did the ghost go into the bar? For the Boos.
35. How do ghosts wash their hair? With sham-boo!
36. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Olive." "Olive who?" "Olive Halloween!"
37. Why did the Cyclops give up teaching? He only had one pupil!
38. What does a panda ghost eat? Bam-BOO!
39. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Don't cry … it's just my Halloween costume!
40. Why did the Cyclops give up teaching? He only had one pupil!
41. How do you know when a ghost is sad? He starts boo hooing.
42. What do mummies listen to on Halloween? Wrap music.
43. Why don't people like Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.
44. What are two witches living together called? Broommates.
45. How does a scarecrow drink his juice? With a straw!
46. What do witches put on to go trick or treating? Mas-scare-a.
47. What's a witch's favorite school subject? Spelling.
48. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter open quick, I have a funny Halloween joke to tell you!
49. What do you call a ghost's true love? His ghoul-friend!
50. What's a mummy's favorite type of music? Wrap.

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