Top 50 Happy Birthday Jokes

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The Top 50 Happy Birthday Jokes List

These are the top 50 Happy Birthday Jokes for 2024.

1. What do you sing to a cow on her birthday? Happy Moo-day to you!
2. Happy birthday!
3. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
4. What did the birthday candle say to the cake? "I'm going out! You stay here!"
5. What did one candle say to another? "It's your birthday, let's go out and get lit!"
6. What do witches put on their birthday cakes?
7. What do you sing to a cow on her birthday? Happy Moo-day to you!
8. Why was the birthday cake so sad? Because it was all crumbled up!
9. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a birthday cake? Frosting!
10. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
11. Why did the girl bring a ladder to her birthday party? Because she wanted to reach new heights!
12. What did one candle say to another? "It's your birthday, let's go out and get lit!"
13. What do you get a vegan for their birthday? A birthday carrot!
14. What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper!
15. Happy birthday!
16. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
17. Why did the birthday candle go to school? Because it wanted to get a little brighter!
18. What do you get a vegan for their birthday? A birthday carrot!
19. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
20. What do you sing to a cow on her birthday? Happy Moo-day to you!
21. What do you get a dinosaur on its birthday? A dino-sized cake!
22. Why did the balloon go to the birthday party? Because it wanted to lift everyone's spirits!
23. Why was the math book sad on its birthday? Because it had too many problems!
24. What do you call a birthday celebration that has no balloons? A party pooper!
25. Why did the teddy bear say no to cake? Because it was already stuffed!
26. Why was the birthday cake so sad? Because it was all crumbled up!
27. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
28. What did the birthday cake say to the ice cream? "You make me melt!"
29. What do you call a group of musical balloons? A party band!
30. Why did the birthday cake go to school? Because it wanted to be a smartie cake!
31. Why did the birthday cake go to the party? Because it was layered with fun!
32. Why do we put candles on top of the cake? Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
33. What do you call a group of musical balloons? A party band!
34. "I Scream"
35. What do witches put on their birthday cakes?
36. What do you get when you cross a dog with a calculator? A friend you can count on!
37. What kind of music do mummies listen to on their birthday? Wrap music!
38. What do you call a birthday cake that’s been to the gym? A fluff-tastic treat!
39. Why did the birthday girl bring a ladder to her party? Because she wanted to reach new heights!
40. Why did the birthday candle go to school? Because it wanted to get a little brighter!
41. What did the teddy bear say to his friend on his birthday? "Thanks for always stuffing by my side!"
42. What do you sing to a cow on her birthday? Happy Moo-day to you!
43. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
44. What do you sing to a cow on her birthday? Happy Moo-day to you!
45. What do you get a dinosaur on its birthday? A dino-sized cake!
46. What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper!
47. Why did the birthday cake go to school? Because it wanted to be a tiered scholar!
48. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
49. What do vampires play poker for? High stakes!
50. What did the bald man name his comb? He called it a birthday gift!

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