Top 50 Happy Birthday Jokes

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The Top 50 Happy Birthday Jokes List

These are the top 50 Happy Birthday Jokes for 2024.

1. Why did the girl bring a ladder to her birthday party? Because she wanted to reach new heights!
2. What do you always get on your birthday? Another year older!
3. Happy birthday!
4. What did one candle say to another? "It's your birthday, let's go out and get lit!"
5. Happy birthday!
6. What do you call a birthday cake that’s been on a diet? A lightweight!
7. What do you call a cake that is good at math? A multi-layer cake!
8. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
9. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
10. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
11. Why did the birthday cake go to the party? Because it wanted to have a slice of the fun!
12. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
13. What do you sing to a cow on her birthday? Happy Moo-day to you!
14. Why did the girl bring a ladder to her birthday party? Because she wanted to have a high time!
15. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
16. What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper!
17. Why did the birthday cake go to school? Because it wanted to be a smartie cake!
18. Happy birthday!
19. What do you get a dinosaur on its birthday? A dino-sized cake!
20. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
21. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
22. Why did the birthday cake go to school? Because it wanted to be a smartie cake!
23. Why did the girl bring a ladder to her birthday party? Because she wanted to have a high time!
24. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
25. Why did the boy bring a ladder to the party? He heard the drinks were on the house!
26. What do you call a cake that is good at math? A multi-layer cake!
27. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
28. Because it was feeling crumby!
29. What do you call a birthday celebration that has no balloons? A party pooper!
30. Happy birthday!
31. Happy birthday!
32. What do you call a birthday celebration that has no balloons? A party pooper!
33. Happy birthday!
34. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
35. Why did the birthday candle go to school? Because it wanted to get a little brighter!
36. Because it was feeling crumby!
37. What did one candle say to another? "It's your birthday, let's go out and get lit!"
38. What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper!
39. What do you call someone who throws a birthday party on the weekend? A weekender!
40. What did the teddy bear say when it was offered cake? I'm stuffed!
41. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
42. What did the birthday candle say to the cake? "I'm going out in a blaze of glory!"
43. Why do candles love birthdays? Because they get lit!
44. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
45. Why did the birthday candle go to school? Because it wanted to get a little brighter!
46. What do witches put on their birthday cakes?
47. "I Scream"
48. What do you get when you cross a dog with a calculator? A friend you can count on!
49. Why did the girl bring a ladder to her birthday party? Because she heard the cake was on the house!
50. What do you get a dinosaur on its birthday? A dino-sized cake!

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