Top 50 Hipster Jokes

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The Top 50 Hipster Jokes List

These are the top 50 Hipster Jokes for 2024.

1. What did the cool coffee say to the hipster? “I like you a latte!”
2. Why did the hipster refuse to play hide and seek? Because good hiding spots are too mainstream!
3. What do you get when you cross a hipster and a lama? -Alpacas of coolness!
4. What do you get when you cross a hipster and a lama? -Alpacas of coolness!
5. Why did the abstract artist bring a ladder to the art gallery? He wanted to take his art to new heights!
6. What did the cool coffee say to the hipster? “I like you a latte!”
7. What do you call a hipster bee? -A frisbee.
8. How does a hipster drink his tea? With a proper-tea cup, of course!
9. How does a hipster battle the summer heat? With irony!
10. Why did the hipster refuse to eat the sushi? Because he thought it was too mainstream!
11. Why did the abstract artist bring a ladder to the art gallery? He wanted to take his art to new heights!
12. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
13. What do you call a hipster bee? -A frisbee.
14. Why did the hipster refuse to play hide and seek? Because good hiding spots are too mainstream!
15. What did the vegan zombie eat? Grains!
16. What do you get when you cross a hipster and a lama? -Alpacas of coolness!
17. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
18. What did the cool coffee say to the hipster? “I like you a latte!”
19. How does a hipster battle the summer heat? With irony!
20. What did the vegan zombie eat? Grains!
21. What do you get when you cross a hipster and a lama? -Alpacas of coolness!
22. Why did the hipster refuse to eat the sushi? Because he thought it was too mainstream!
23. How does a hipster drink his tea? With a proper-tea cup, of course!
24. Why did the abstract artist bring a ladder to the art gallery? He wanted to take his art to new heights!
25. Why did the hipster refuse to play hide and seek? Because good hiding spots are too mainstream!
26. Why did the abstract artist bring a ladder to the art gallery? He wanted to take his art to new heights!
27. What do you call a hipster bee? -A frisbee.
28. What do you get when you cross a hipster and a lama? -Alpacas of coolness!
29. How does a hipster drink his tea? With a proper-tea cup, of course!
30. How does a hipster battle the summer heat? With irony!
31. What do you get when you cross a hipster and a lama? -Alpacas of coolness!
32. What do you get when you cross a hipster and a lama? -Alpacas of coolness!
33. Why did the hipster refuse to play hide and seek? Because good hiding spots are too mainstream!
34. Why did the hipster refuse to eat the sushi? Because he thought it was too mainstream!
35. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
36. What did the cool coffee say to the hipster? “I like you a latte!”
37. How does a hipster battle the summer heat? With irony!
38. What do you get when you cross a hipster and a lama? -Alpacas of coolness!
39. How does a hipster battle the summer heat? With irony!
40. Why did the abstract artist bring a ladder to the art gallery? He wanted to take his art to new heights!
41. What do you get when you cross a hipster and a lama? -Alpacas of coolness!
42. What did the cool coffee say to the hipster? “I like you a latte!”
43. Why did the hipster refuse to play hide and seek? Because good hiding spots are too mainstream!
44. Why did the hipster refuse to eat the sushi? Because he thought it was too mainstream!
45. Why did the hipster refuse to play hide and seek? Because good hiding spots are too mainstream!
46. Why did the hipster refuse to play hide and seek? Because good hiding spots are too mainstream!
47. How does a hipster battle the summer heat? With irony!
48. What do you call a hipster bee? -A frisbee.
49. Why did the hipster refuse to play hide and seek? Because good hiding spots are too mainstream!
50. Why did the abstract artist bring a ladder to the art gallery? He wanted to take his art to new heights!

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