Top 50 Jeremy Clarkson Quotes

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The Top 50 Jeremy Clarkson Quotes List

These are the top 50 Jeremy Clarkson Quotes for 2024.

1. "There's this notion that if you buy a car that’s practical, then you’ve admitted defeat.”
2. "I don't want a car that is user-friendly. I want a car that makes me feel that I am in charge."
3. "Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary... that's what gets you."
4. "Removing the flag from Lamborghini, isn't going to make it any less Italian."
5. "It's better to have a bad car than to not have a car at all."
6. "He's a motoring journalist. I think that says it all. If he were a woman, he'd be a hairdresser."
7. "I don't know what a 'performance car' is, but I do know what a 'performance driver' is."
8. "I can’t help but feel that if you had been in the car with me, you would have enjoyed it."
9. "Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary… that’s what gets you."
10. "I said if he smells burning, he's to turn the car off."
11. "Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary... that's what gets you."
12. "I don't understand why we let the government control the roads when we know they don’t even know how to drive."
13. "Breaking News: I find myself in a bit of a pickle."
14. "People don't ever change. They only become more insane with time."
15. "Some say that he is genuinely tired of hosting a car show and that the only thing he actually enjoys is watching the paint dry. All we know is, he's called Jeremy Clarkson."
16. "I don't care who you are, you've got to admit that the Jaguar E-Type is one of the most beautiful cars ever made."
17. "I love my cars, and I love my food."
18. "I phoned the main deity, and even He couldn't make it in less than ten days."
19. "Some say he is illegal in 17 US states and that he blinks using a fully autonomous weapon system. All we know is, he's called The Stig."
20. "I don't know what a 'performance car' is, but I do know what a 'performance driver' is."
21. "You can't deny the fact that we are British and everything must be designed with a certain amount of humor."
22. "James, if we were to embark on an emergency diplomatic mission to avert world war three, you wouldn't use that, would you?"
23. "If you’ve ever driven through a village and you see a child, and you have a little car, you would think it would explode."
24. "I've discovered an important fact. Sometimes it's better to keep your mouth shut, let people think you're an idiot, and not open it to remove all doubt."
25. "Some say that if one listens hard at night, they can hear him pressing the red button on the microwave."
26. "It's better to have a bad car than to not have a car at all."
27. "I don't understand why we let the government control the roads when we know they don’t even know how to drive."
28. "There's no reason to be the fastest if you're driving something that ugly."
29. "Owning a Lamborghini, I think, says something about you. I'm not sure what, but it says something."
30. "Some say I'm a bad driver. I say I'm just an excellent driver under duress."
31. "Some say that if one listens hard at night, they can hear him pressing the red button on the microwave."
32. "I can't be bothered with all the clever stuff. Just give me the keys and I'll drive."
33. "Mazda have a lot of history, they created the MX-5, and it stands for nostalgia from the past."
34. "Removing the flag from Lamborghini, isn't going to make it any less Italian."
35. "Cars are the sculptures of our time."
36. "Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary… that’s what gets you."
37. "People don't ever change. They only become more insane with time."
38. "I phoned the main deity, and even He couldn't make it in less than ten days."
39. "Unlike the Prime Minister, I did have the assistance of a translator, so I managed to buy a flat in Spain."
40. "People don't ever change. They only become more insane with time."
41. "This is a Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers."
42. "I phoned the main deity, and even He couldn't make it in less than ten days."
43. "I'm sorry, but having tractors on the road is not only annoying for farmers, but also dangerous."
44. "Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary… that’s what gets you."
45. "Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary… that’s what gets you."
46. "Not only am I a bad driver, but I'm also a terrible passenger."
47. "I said if he smells burning, he's to turn the car off."
48. "I want to record myself saying 'this is the track version' and play it back to myself whenever I’m asleep."
49. "Cars are the sculptures of our time."
50. "Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. But, I think it will end in a traffic jam."

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