Top 50 Jeremy Clarkson Quotes

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The Top 50 Jeremy Clarkson Quotes List

These are the top 50 Jeremy Clarkson Quotes for 2024.

1. "I want to record myself saying 'this is the track version' and play it back to myself whenever I’m asleep."
2. "I'm sorry, but having tractors on the road is not only annoying for farmers, but also dangerous."
3. "People don't ever change. They only become more insane with time."
4. "Some say that he is genuinely tired of hosting a car show and that the only thing he actually enjoys is watching the paint dry. All we know is, he's called Jeremy Clarkson."
5. "I phoned the main deity, and even He couldn't make it in less than ten days."
6. "There's nothing better than a good old-fashioned car chase."
7. "Breaking News: I find myself in a bit of a pickle."
8. "I don't want a car that is user-friendly. I want a car that makes me feel that I am in charge."
9. "The air conditioning in Lamborghinis used to be powered by a hamster, but after Richard Hammond's complaint, they changed it to a fat man."
10. "I don't want a car that is user-friendly. I want a car that makes me feel that I am in charge."
11. "Swift cars make swift decisions – the reason why I decided to drive a Ferrari to work today."
12. "Cars are the sculptures of our everyday lives."
13. "I don't know why they call it a car, it's more like a glamorous coffin."
14. "I drove a Dacia Sandero in my dream, and it was the first time I actually believed I was in one."
15. "Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. But, I think it will end in a traffic jam."
16. "There's nothing better than a good old-fashioned car chase."
17. "Some say I'm a bad driver. I prefer to think of it as being a very good driver in someone else's car."
18. I love the feeling of driving a car; it's like an extension of my body.
19. "A perfect supercar should be built by an enthusiast at a reasonable price. It should also make you forget all about the potential repair costs."
20. "Have you ever seen anything in your life which is quite as wonderful as a double-decker bus going round a tight corner?"
21. "Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary… that’s what gets you."
22. "Some say I'm a bad driver. I prefer to think of it as being a very good driver in someone else's car."
23. "Cars are the sculptures of our everyday lives."
24. "I forgot that you have to drive a car with your hands, not your feet."
25. "Unlike the Prime Minister, I did have the assistance of a translator, so I managed to buy a flat in Spain."
26. "Swift cars make swift decisions – the reason why I decided to drive a Ferrari to work today."
27. "Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. But, I think it will end in a traffic jam."
28. "I forgot that you have to drive a car with your hands, not your feet."
29. "I like the idea of a wing, the way it droops over the side of the car. There is something of a mystery about it."
30. "We start at Birmingham airport, and then what we do is fail to go to Spain."
31. "I've got a new car, the Aston Martin Vantage, which is actually quite practical if you have one trouser leg."
32. "I said if he smells burning, he's to turn the car off."
33. "We start at Birmingham airport, and then what we do is fail to go to Spain."
34. "He's a motoring journalist. I think that says it all. If he were a woman, he'd be a hairdresser."
35. "I've discovered an important fact. Sometimes it's better to keep your mouth shut, let people think you're an idiot, and not open it to remove all doubt."
36. "Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary… that’s what gets you."
37. "Some say that if one listens hard at night, they can hear him pressing the red button on the microwave."
38. "Some say I'm a bad driver. I prefer to think of it as being a very good driver in someone else's car."
39. "Mazda have a lot of history, they created the MX-5, and it stands for nostalgia from the past."
40. "Cars are the sculptures of our time."
41. "I can't be bothered with all the clever stuff. Just give me the keys and I'll drive."
42. "I don't want a car that is user-friendly. I want a car that makes me feel that I am in charge."
43. "There's nothing better than a good old-fashioned car chase."
44. "James, if we were to embark on an emergency diplomatic mission to avert world war three, you wouldn't use that, would you?"
45. "This is a Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers."
46. "Some say I'm a bad driver. I say I'm just an excellent driver under duress."
47. "I don't want a car that is user-friendly. I want a car that makes me feel that I am in charge."
48. "Some say he is illegal in 17 US states and that he blinks using a fully autonomous weapon system. All we know is, he's called The Stig."
49. "I love the feeling of driving a car; it's like an extension of my body."
50. "I can't be bothered with all the clever stuff. Just give me the keys and I'll drive."

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