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The Top 50 Jokes List

These are the top 50 Jokes for 2024.

1. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
2. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
3. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
4. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
5. How does a penguin make pancakes? With its flippers!
6. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
7. What did one wall say to the other wall? "I'll meet you at the corner!"
8. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
9. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it!
10. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
11. Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
12. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
13. Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!
14. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
15. How does a cow keep up with current events? It watches the moos!
16. Why do cowboys always die before noon? Because every day is high noon!
17. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
18. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
19. Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock? It's a little meteor.
20. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
21. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
22. Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings!
23. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
24. What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry.
25. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
26. What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

Plus sizes!
27. Why was the bicycle unable to stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
28. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
29. What did one wall say to the other wall? "I'll meet you at the corner!"
30. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
31. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
32. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
33. Why do cowboys always die before noon? Because every day is high noon!
34. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
35. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
36. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
37. What did one wall say to the other wall? "I'll meet you at the corner!"
38. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk!
39. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
40. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time!
41. Why couldn't the bicycle find its way back home? Someone stole its act!
42. What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? The trom-bone!
43. What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No ideer.
44. What do you call a fish wearing a crown? Shellfish.
45. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space!
46. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
47. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
48. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it!
49. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
50. Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!

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