Top 50 Jokes

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The Top 50 Jokes List

These are the top 50 Jokes for 2024.

1. How does a penguin make pancakes? With its flippers!
2. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
3. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
4. Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? He was outstanding in his field!
5. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
6. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
7. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space!
8. Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? He was outstanding in his field!
9. Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? Because it was always spotted!
10. Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? Because it was always spotted!
11. Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? Because it was always spotted!
12. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
13. Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? He was outstanding in his field!
14. What do you call a fish wearing a crown? Shellfish.
15. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
16. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
17. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
18. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
19. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
20. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park? They woke up!
21. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
22. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.
23. How does a penguin make pancakes? With its flippers!
24. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
25. What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? The trom-bone!
26. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
27. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
28. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
29. How does a penguin make pancakes? With its flippers!
30. Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? He was outstanding in his field!
31. Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? Because it was always spotted!
32. Did you hear about the WiFi that got married? The connection was just perfect!
33. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
34. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
35. "What do you call a fish wearing a crown? Shellfish."
36. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
37. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
38. Why was the obtuse angle so upset? Because he was never right!
39. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
40. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
41. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
42. How do you communicate with a fish? Drop it a line!
43. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
44. What do you call a fish wearing a crown? Shellfish.
45. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
46. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
47. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it!
48. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
49. What do you call a fish wearing a crown? Shellfish.
50. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!

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