Top 50 Make Me Roasts

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The Top 50 Make Me Roasts List

These are the top 50 Make Me Roasts for 2024.

1. You're like a cloud; when you disappear, it's a beautiful day.
2. You're like a candle in the wind—useless, but at least you're trying to shine.
3. You're like a cloud. When you disappear, it's a beautiful day.
4. You're not the sharpest tool in the shed
5. The lights are on but nobody's home
6. You have the charisma of a wet noodle
7. Your sense of direction is as lost as your sense of style
8. You're proof that even evolution makes mistakes.
9. You couldn't roast a marshmallow if your life depended on it.
10. Your fashion sense is a crime against humanity
11. Your presence is a black hole of negativity
12. You have the tact of a bull in a china shop
13. You're like a software update; whenever I see you, I think, "Not now."
14. You're the human version of a participation trophy.
15. You're a puzzle with missing pieces
16. You're proof that even evolution makes mistakes.
17. You're not playing with a full deck
18. Your confidence is as misplaced as a snowball in the Sahara.
19. You're like a cloud; when you disappear, it's a beautiful day.
20. You're like a cloud; when you disappear, it's a beautiful day.
21. You're the human equivalent of a participation trophy.
22. You have the tact of a bull in a china shop
23. useless and likely to get blown out.
24. You're the reason God created the middle finger.
25. You're like a cloud; when you disappear, it's a beautiful day.
26. Your logic is as twisted as a pretzel
27. Your wit is as sharp as a marshmallow
28. You're proof that even evolution makes mistakes.
29. You have the charm of a moldy bread
30. You're like a software update; whenever I see you, I think, "Not now."
31. I'd call you a tool, but that implies you're actually useful.
32. I'd call you a tool, but that implies you’re actually useful.
33. You're as bright as a black hole and twice as dense.
34. I'd explain it to you, but I left my English-to-Dingbat dictionary at home.
35. I’d call you a tool, but that implies you’re actually useful.
36. You're the reason they're saying "Good luck, Chuck!"
37. The lights are on but nobody's home
38. You have the grace of a drunken elephant
39. You're the human equivalent of a participation trophy.
40. You're a master of incompetence
41. You're like a participation trophy in a world of winners.
42. You're as bright as a black hole and twice as dense.
43. You're proof that even evolution makes mistakes.
44. You're the reason they're saying "Good luck, Chuck!"
45. The lights are on but nobody's home
46. You're as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
47. I’d call you a spare part, but that might suggest you’re useful in some way.
48. You're like a software update; whenever I see you, I think, "Not now."
49. You're about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
50. I'd call you a tool, but that implies you're actually useful.

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