Top 50 Make Me Roasts

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The Top 50 Make Me Roasts List

These are the top 50 Make Me Roasts for 2025.

1. I'd call you a tool, but that implies you're actually useful.
2. Your presence is a black hole of negativity
3. You're a master of incompetence
4. You're the reason even the GPS gives up and just says, "I don't know."
5. I'd explain it to you, but I left my English-to-Dingbat dictionary at home.
6. The creativity of a dead slug
7. You're like a cloud; when you disappear, it's a beautiful day.
8. Your wit is as sharp as a marshmallow
9. You're a walking disaster
10. Your wit is as sharp as a marshmallow
11. You're like a candle in the wind—useless, but at least you're trying to shine.
12. You're like a cloud; when you disappear, it's a beautiful day.
13. You couldn't roast a marshmallow if your life depended on it.
14. You're like a candle in the wind—useless, but at least you're trying to shine.
15. You're like a cloud—when you disappear, it's a beautiful day.
16. You have the charisma of a wet noodle
17. You're proof that even evolution makes mistakes.
18. You're proof that even evolution makes mistakes.
19. You're like a cloud; when you disappear, it's a beautiful day.
20. You're like a cloud—when you disappear, it's a beautiful day.
21. You're as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
22. You're so boring, you make plain white toast seem exciting.
23. You're like a cloud—when you disappear, it's a beautiful day.
24. You're the reason God created the middle finger.
25. You're the reason God created the middle finger.
26. I’d call you a spare part, but that might suggest you’re useful in some way.
27. You're the reason they're saying "Good luck, Chuck!"
28. You're a master of incompetence
29. Your brain is a barren wasteland
30. I'm glad you don't resemble a dumpster fire after I get done roasting you.
31. You're like a cloud — when you disappear, it's a beautiful day.
32. You're like a cloud; when you disappear, it's a beautiful day.
33. I'd call you a joke, but that would imply you bring joy to anyone.
34. Your ideas are as original as a photocopy
35. You're a legend in your own mind
36. You're like a cloud. When you disappear, it's a beautiful day.
37. I'd call you a tool, but that implies you’re actually useful.
38. I'd explain it to you, but I left my English-to-Dingbat dictionary at home.
39. Your taste is as questionable as your judgment
40. I’d call you a spare part, but that might suggest you’re useful in some way.
41. I'd explain it to you, but I left my English-to-Dingbat dictionary at home.
42. If your brain was dynamite, there wouldn't be enough to blow your hat off.
43. You're as useless as the 'ueue' in 'queue.'
44. You're as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
45. Your logic is as twisted as a pretzel
46. You're not the sharpest tool in the shed
47. I'd call you a tool, but that implies you’re actually useful.
48. You're not the sharpest tool in the shed
49. You're a master of incompetence
50. You have the subtlety of a sledgehammer

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