Top 50 Marijuana Jokes

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The Top 50 Marijuana Jokes List

These are the top 50 Marijuana Jokes for 2024.

1. Why did the stoner get a job at the bakery? Because they wanted to make some dough!
2. Why did the stoner get locked out of their house? Because they lost their joint key!
3. Why do stoners always carry a pencil? Because they want to draw their own conclusions!
4. How do you know if a stoner has been cooking? The house smells baked!
5. What did the stoner say when he couldn't find his weed? "This is bud-diculous!"
6. Why was the stoner's math book always sticky? Because they were solving some high problems!
7. How do you know if a stoner has been participating in sports? They have a head high score!
8. How does a stoner greet a mountain? High, How Are You?!
9. What do you call a group of stoners watching a funny movie? A potluck laugh!
10. Why did the stoner bring a net to the beach? To catch some high waves!
11. Why did the marijuana plant always get invited to the party? Because it was such a good bud!
12. Why did the stoner cross the road? To get to the higher side!
13. Why did the stoner cross the road? To get to the higher side!
14. What did the stoner name their pet fish? High-fins!
15. How does a stoner find their way in a forest? Following the high road!
16. Why did the stoner have a great time at the concert? Because they were all about the high notes!
17. Why did the stoner open a bakery? To make some pot brownies!
18. Why did the stoner cross the road? To get to the higher side!
19. Why did the stoner bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
20. Why did the stoner try out for the track team? To show off their high speed!
21. Why did the stoner join the gym? To work on their high hopes!
22. How do stoners travel in the winter? They joint the skis!
23. Why did the marijuana plant always get invited to the party? Because it was such a good bud!
24. Why don’t stoners ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you can’t remember what you were searching for!
25. How did the stoner become a successful chef? They always add a dash of green to their recipes!
26. Why did the stoner get kicked out of the concert? Because he kept trying to roll with the band!
27. What did the stoner say when he finally found his lighter? "I'm on fire!"
28. Why did the stoner bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
29. Why did the stoner sit on the clock? Because they wanted to get high on time!
30. What do you call a stoner who plays the guitar? A high strung musician!
31. What do you call a stoner's favorite exercise? High jump!
32. Why did the stoner take a mirror to the smoke session? To reflect on deep thoughts!
33. How does a stoner exercise their brain? By using a mental bong!
34. Why did the stoner bring a ladder to the dispensary? Because they heard the bud was on another level!
35. What did the stoner say to the couch after a long day? "Let's get baked together!"
36. Why did the stoner become a gardener? To grow their own happiness!
37. Why did the stoner bring a net to the beach? To catch some high waves!
38. How does a stoner study for exams? By hitting the books and the bong!
39. How do you know if a stoner has been participating in sports? They have a head high score!
40. Why did the stoner always carry a map? Because they kept getting lost in their thoughts!
41. Which superhero is a stoner's favorite? Captain Chronic!
42. What did the stoner say when he finally found his lighter? "I'm on fire!"
43. Why did the marijuana plant always get invited to the party? Because it was such a good bud!
44. Which superhero is a stoner's favorite? Captain Chronic!
45. Why did the stoner cross the road? To get to the other side of the high!
46. Why did the stoner become a photographer? To capture the high moments!
47. What do you call a stoner with two spliffs? Double jointed!
48. Why did the stoner try out for the track team? To show off their high speed!
49. How did the stoner become a successful chef? They always add a dash of green to their recipes!
50. How do trees get into the internet? They log in!

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