Top 50 Marijuana Jokes

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The Top 50 Marijuana Jokes List

These are the top 50 Marijuana Jokes for 2024.

1. Why did the stoner take a mirror to the smoke session? To reflect on deep thoughts!
2. What do you call a stoner with two spliffs? Double jointed!
3. Why did the stoner become a gardener? To grow their own happiness!
4. Why did the stoner break up with their partner? Because they found someone more uplifting!
5. Why don’t stoners play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you can’t stop giggling!
6. What did the stoner say to the couch after a long day? "Let's get baked together!"
7. Why did the stoner get a job at the bakery? Because they wanted to make some dough!
8. Why did the stoner go to music class? To learn about higher notes!
9. What do you call a stoner with two spliffs? Double jointed!
10. Why did the stoner start a dance class? To learn some high steps!
11. How did the stoner become a successful chef? They always add a dash of green to their recipes!
12. How do you know if a stoner is a fan of Shakespeare? They always say "To bong or not to bong?"
13. Why did the stoner sit on the clock? Because they wanted to get high on time!
14. How does a stoner exercise their brain? By using a mental bong!
15. Why did the stoner try out for the track team? To show off their high speed!
16. Why did the stoner bring a pencil to the party? In case they needed to draw some good vibes!
17. How do you know if a stoner has been participating in sports? They have a head high score!
18. Why did the stoner break up with their partner? Because they found someone more uplifting!
19. Why did the stoner open a shoe store? To specialize in high heels!
20. What do you call a stoner's favorite exercise? High jump!
21. How do trees get into the internet? They log in!
22. Why did the stoner become a gardener? To grow their own happiness!
23. How do you know if a stoner has been cooking? The house smells baked!
24. Why don’t stoners ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you can’t remember what you were searching for!
25. Why did the stoner cross the road? To get to the other side of the high!
26. Why did the stoner cross the road? To get to the other high!
27. How do stoners travel in the winter? They joint the skis!
28. Why don't stoners play hide and seek? Good players always want to be found.
29. Why was the stoner's math book always sticky? Because they were solving some high problems!
30. Why did the stoner go to the bank? To check their joint account!
31. Why did the stoner take a sweater to the dispensary? To stay warm with their buds!
32. Why did the stoner bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
33. Why did the stoner cross the road? To get to the other high!
34. Why did the marijuana plant always get invited to the party? Because it was such a good bud!
35. Why did the marijuana plant always get invited to the party? Because it was such a good bud!
36. Why did the stoner take a sweater to the dispensary? To stay warm with their buds!
37. Why did the stoner get locked out of their house? Because they lost their joint key!
38. What do you call a group of stoners watching a funny movie? A potluck laugh!
39. Why did the marijuana plant always get invited to the party? Because it was such a good bud!
40. Why did the stoner bring a pencil to the party? In case they needed to draw some good vibes!
41. Why did the stoner get a job at the bakery? Because they wanted to make some dough!
42. Why did the stoner sit on the clock? Because they wanted to get high on time!
43. Which superhero is a stoner's favorite? Captain Chronic!
44. How do stoners travel in the winter? They joint the skis!
45. Why did the stoner bring a pencil to the party? Because they wanted to draw some good vibes!
46. Why did the stoner take a sweater to the dispensary? To stay warm with their buds!
47. Why did the stoner sit on the clock? Because they wanted to get high on time!
48. Why did the marijuana plant always get invited to the party? Because it was such a good bud!
49. Why did the stoner take a sweater to the dispensary? To stay warm with their buds!
50. How do stoners travel in the winter? They joint the skis!

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