Top 50 Math Jokes

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The Top 50 Math Jokes List

These are the top 50 Math Jokes for 2024.

1. What did the triangle say to the circle? You're pointless!
2. Why was the equal sign so humble?
3. Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine!
4. Why was the equal sign so humble? Because it knew it wasn't less than or greater than anyone else!
5. What do you call an angle that is adorable? A cute angle!
6. Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight (ate) nine!
7. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
8. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
9. Why is the obtuse triangle always so frustrated? Because it's never right!
10. Why was the fraction apprehensive about marrying the decimal? Because he would have to convert!
11. Why was the equal sign so humble?
12. Why did the student do multiplication problems on the floor? The teacher told them not to use tables!
13. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
14. Why did the student wear glasses in math class? To improve di-vision!
15. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
16. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
17. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
18. What did the calculator say to the student? You can count on me!
19. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet!
20. Why was the equal sign so humble? Because it knew it wasn't less than or greater than anyone else!
21. What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!
22. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet!
23. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
24. Why was the equal sign so humble?
25. Why was the equal sign so humble? Because it knew it wasn't less than or greater than anyone else!
26. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
27. Why was the fraction worried about marrying the decimal? Because he would have to convert!
28. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet!
29. Why was the equal sign so humble? Because it knew it wasn't less than or greater than anyone else!
30. Why was the fraction worried about marrying the decimal? Because he would have to convert!
31. Why did the equal sign break up with the inequality? Because it found someone more equal!
32. What did the triangle say to the circle? You're pointless!
33. Why did the student wear glasses in math class? To improve di-vision!
34. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses in math class? Because her students were so bright!
35. How does a mathematician plow fields? With a pro-tractor!
36. Why did the student wear glasses in math class? To improve di-vision!
37. Why did the two fours skip lunch? Because they already eight!
38. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet!
39. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses in math class? Because her students were so bright!
40. What did the calculator say to the student? You can count on me!
41. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
42. What did the calculator say to the student? You can count on me!
43. Why did the student wear glasses in math class? To improve di-vision!
44. What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!
45. What do you call an angle that’s gone through the looking glass? A prime angle!
46. Why did the mathematician break up with their partner? They couldn't find common ground!
47. Why did the math teacher break up with the chalk? Because it couldn’t find its point!
48. Why was the obtuse angle so frustrated? Because it was never right!
49. Why did the math teacher open a garden? Because she wanted to cultivate her square roots!
50. Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine!

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