Top 50 Math Jokes

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The Top 50 Math Jokes List

These are the top 50 Math Jokes for 2024.

1. Why did the student bring a ladder to math class? Because they wanted to reach new heights!
2. Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight (ate) nine!
3. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
4. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
5. Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach? Because it was over 90 degrees!
6. Why do plants hate math? Because it gives them square roots!
7. Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine!
8. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
9. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
10. Why was the math teacher so good at gardening? Because she had a green thumb for factoring!
11. Why did the student wear glasses in math class? To improve di-vision!
12. Why is the obtuse triangle always so frustrated? Because it's never right!
13. Why did the two 4s skip lunch? Because they already eight!
14. Why was the equal sign so humble?
15. Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine!
16. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
17. What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!
18. Why was the equal sign so humble?
19. Why was the equal sign so humble?
20. What do you get when you cross a math teacher with a clock? Hours of fun!
21. Why did the student wear glasses in math class? To improve di-vision!
22. Why was the equal sign so humble?
23. Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine!
24. Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach? Because it was over 90 degrees!
25. Why was the equal sign so humble?
26. Why did the student wear glasses in math class? To improve di-vision!
27. Why did the math teacher break up with the calculator? Because she couldn't count on it anymore!
28. What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!
29. Why was the equal sign so humble?
30. What do you get when you cross a math teacher with a clock? Hours of fun!
31. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
32. Why did the student bring a ladder to math class? Because they wanted to reach new heights!
33. Why was the fraction worried about marrying the decimal? Because he would have to convert!
34. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
35. Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight (ate) nine!
36. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
37. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet!
38. What did the triangle say to the circle? You're pointless!
39. Why was the equal sign so humble? Because it knew it wasn't less than or greater than anyone else!
40. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet!
41. How do you make seven even? Take away the "s"!
42. What did the calculator say to the student? You can count on me!
43. Why did the student bring a ladder to math class? Because they wanted to reach a new level!
44. What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!
45. What do you get when you cross a math teacher with a tree? Algebraic logs!
46. Why did the equal sign break up with the inequality? Because it found someone more equal!
47. Why did the student wear glasses in math class? To improve di-vision!
48. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
49. Why is the obtuse triangle always so frustrated with the right triangle? Because it's never right!
50. Why was the equal sign so humble? Because it knew it wasn’t less than or greater than anyone else!

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