Top 50 Men Jokes

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The Top 50 Men Jokes List

These are the top 50 Men Jokes for 2024.

1. Why do men prefer pets over partners? Pets come when you call them. 13
2. Why don't men play hide and seek with women? Because nobody would look for them.7
3. How do you confuse a man? Ask him to alphabetize the spices in the kitchen. 40
4. Men also have feelings. But most of the time, those feelings are hunger and tiredness. 4
5. Why did the man put his money in the blender? Because he wanted to make some liquid assets.
6. If men have a "man cave," why don't women have a "woman cavern"? Because they'd never come out! 35
7. Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets.
8. Why don't men need more than one umbrella? Because they’re never prepared for a rainy day anyway. 30
9. Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets. 22
10. A man's idea of a balanced diet is a beer in each hand. 10
11. Why do men always have a big grin on their face while reading a map? They’re plotting their next wrong turn. 25
12. How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one. 6
13. Why do men always bring an extra pair of socks to the gym? In case they get cold feet. 5
14. Why did the man break up with his calendar? Because it had too many dates.
15. Why do men always bring an extra pair of socks to the gym? In case they get cold feet. 5
16. Why did the man put his money in the blender? Because he wanted to make some liquid assets.
17. Why did the man bring a pack of cards to the restaurant? He heard they had a great deal on clubs.
18. How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one. 6
19. Why did the man bring a jacket to the bar? He heard the drinks were ice cold. 34
20. Why did the man break up with his calendar? Because it had too many dates.
21. How do you confuse a man? Ask him to alphabetize the spices in the kitchen. 40
22. Why don't men play team sports with women? They can't handle the competition... and the shopping afterwards. 23
23. Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice? Because it said "concentrate."
24. Why do men bring a map to the park? In case someone asks them how they got lost. 28
25. Why did the man put his money in the blender? Because he wanted to make some liquid assets.
26. Why do men always fall asleep on the couch during movies? It’s the only place they feel safe from chores and responsibilities. 39
27. Why did the man put his money in the blender? Because he wanted to make some liquid assets.
28. Why don’t men play hide and seek with young children? Because children are undefeated champions in that game.
29. I asked my dad for his best dad joke, and he replied, "You." 3
30. Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice for hours? It said "concentrate."
31. What do you call a man who lost all his intelligence? A widower. 29
32. Men also have feelings. But most of the time, those feelings are hunger and tiredness. 4
33. Why don't men play hide and seek with women? Because nobody would look for them. 7
34. Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house.
35. Why do men always have a big grin on their face while reading a map? They’re plotting their next wrong turn. 25
36. Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets.
37. Why do men always bring a hammer to a softball game? They heard it was a hit.36
38. Why did the man put his money in the blender? Because he wanted to make some liquid assets.
39. Why do men always have a big grin on their face while reading a map? They’re plotting their next wrong turn. 25
40. Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets.
41. Why do men always fall asleep on the couch during movies? It’s the only place they feel safe from chores and responsibilities.39
42. Why do men like boats so much? Because they always need to be the captain. 26
43. Why don't men play team sports with women? They can't handle the competition... and the shopping afterwards. 23
44. Why do men like boats so much? Because they always need to be the captain.
45. Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house.
46. If men have a "man cave," why don't women have a "woman cavern"? Because they'd never come out! 35
47. How do you keep a man happy for hours? Write "Please Turn Over" on both sides of a piece of paper. 33
48. Men also have feelings. But most of the time, those feelings are hunger and tiredness. 4
49. How do you keep a man happy for hours? Write "Please Turn Over" on both sides of a piece of paper. 33
50. How long does it take for a man to change a roll of toilet paper? Nobody knows; it's never been done. 31

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