Top 50 Men Jokes

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The Top 50 Men Jokes List

These are the top 50 Men Jokes for 2025.

1. Why did the man bring a pack of cards to the restaurant? He heard they had a great deal on clubs.
2. Why did the man put his money in the blender? Because he wanted to make some liquid assets.
3. Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice for hours? It said "concentrate."
4. Men go bald because it’s easier to polish the head than to wash the hair.
5. Men go bald because it’s easier to polish the head than to wash the hair.
6. How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One. He just holds the light bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him. 27
7. How do you keep a man happy for hours? Write "Please Turn Over" on both sides of a piece of paper. 33
8. Why do men always bring a hammer to a softball game? They heard it was a hit.36
9. Men go bald because it’s easier to polish the head than to wash the hair. 19
10. What do you call a man who lost all his intelligence? A widower. 29
11. Men go bald because it’s easier to polish the head than to wash the hair.
12. Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house.
13. Why do men always bring a hammer to a softball game? They heard it was a hit. 36
14. Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice for hours? It said "concentrate."
15. Why don't men play team sports with women? They can't handle the competition... and the shopping afterwards. 23
16. Men also have feelings. But usually, they're just about food and naps. 15
17. How do you keep a man happy for hours? Write "Please Turn Over" on both sides of a piece of paper.33
18. Why do men like boats so much? Because they always need to be the captain. 26
19. What do you call a man who lost all his intelligence? A widower.
20. How do you confuse a man? Ask him to alphabetize the spices in the kitchen. 40
21. Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house.
22. Why do men always bring an extra pair of socks to the gym? In case they get cold feet. 5
23. Why did the man put his money in the blender? Because he wanted to make some liquid assets.
24. Why don't men play hide and seek with women? Because nobody would look for them.7
25. Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice for hours? It said "concentrate." 17
26. Why do men tell corny jokes? So they can laugh at their own punchline. 18
27. How do you keep a man happy for hours? Write "Please Turn Over" on both sides of a piece of paper. 33
28. Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house.
29. Why do men always have a big grin on their face while reading a map? They’re plotting their next wrong turn.
30. Why don't men need more than one pair of shoes? Because there's one for each foot! 14
31. Why do men bring a map to the park? In case someone asks them how they got lost. 28
32. How long does it take for a man to change a roll of toilet paper? Nobody knows; it's never been done. 31
33. Why do men prefer pets over partners? Pets come when you call them. 13
34. Why do men always have a big grin on their face while reading a map? They’re plotting their next wrong turn.
35. What do you call a man who lost all his intelligence? A widower.
36. Why do men always have a big grin on their face while reading a map? They’re plotting their next wrong turn. 25
37. How do you make a man do sit-ups? Put the remote control between his toes. 21
38. Why did the man bring a pencil to bed? To draw the curtains. 24
39. Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice for hours? It said "concentrate."
40. Why don't men need more than one bookmark? Because the sports section is always on the last page. 11
41. Why did the man put his money in the blender? Because he wanted to make some liquid assets.
42. How do you keep a man happy for hours? Write "Please Turn Over" on both sides of a piece of paper. 33
43. Why do men always bring an extra pair of socks to the gym? In case they get cold feet. 5
44. Why did the man bring a jacket to the bar? He heard the drinks were ice cold. 34
45. Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice for hours? It said "concentrate."
46. What do you call a man who lost all his intelligence? A widower. 29
47. How do you keep a man happy for hours? Write "Please Turn Over" on both sides of a piece of paper. 33
48. Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house.
49. Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets.
50. How do you make a man do sit-ups? Put the remote control between his toes. 21

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