Top 50 Men Jokes

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The Top 50 Men Jokes List

These are the top 50 Men Jokes for 2024.

1. Why do men always have a big grin on their face while reading a map? They’re plotting their next wrong turn. 25
2. Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice for hours? It said "concentrate." 17
3. Why did the man put his money in the blender? Because he wanted to make some liquid assets.
4. Men go bald because it’s easier to polish the head than to wash the hair. 19
5. Why do men always bring an extra pair of socks to the gym? In case they get cold feet. 5
6. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems. 9
7. Why do men bring a map to the park? In case someone asks them how they got lost. 28
8. Men also have feelings. But usually, they're just about food and naps. 15
9. Why do men always have a big grin on their face while reading a map? They’re plotting their next wrong turn.
10. Why did the man bring a pack of cards to the restaurant? He heard they had a great deal on clubs. 38
11. Why don't men play team sports with women? They can't handle the competition... and the shopping afterwards. 23
12. Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets. 22
13. Why don't men need more than one pair of shoes? Because there's one for each foot! 14
14. Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice for hours? It said "concentrate."
15. Why did the man bring a pencil to bed? To draw the curtains. 24
16. Why don't men need more than one umbrella? Because they’re never prepared for a rainy day anyway. 30
17. How do you make a man do sit-ups? Put the remote control between his toes. 21
18. How do you confuse a man? Ask him to alphabetize the spices in the kitchen. 40
19. Why did the man break up with his calendar? Because it had too many dates.
20. Why do men always bring an extra pair of socks to the gym? In case they get cold feet. 5
21. Why don't men need more than one pair of shoes? Because there's one for each foot! 14
22. Why did the man bring a jacket to the bar? He heard the drinks were ice cold. 34
23. Why do men always have a big grin on their face while reading a map? They’re plotting their next wrong turn.
24. What do you call a man who lost all his intelligence? A widower.
25. Why do men always bring an extra pair of socks to the gym? In case they get cold feet. 5
26. Why don’t men play hide and seek with young children? Because children are undefeated champions in that game.
27. Why do men tell corny jokes? So they can laugh at their own punchline.18
28. Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house.20
29. Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice for hours? It said "concentrate." 17
30. How do you keep a man happy for hours? Write "Please Turn Over" on both sides of a piece of paper.33
31. Why did the man bring a pencil to bed? To draw the curtains. 24
32. Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice for hours? It said "concentrate."
33. Why do men always fall asleep on the couch during movies? It’s the only place they feel safe from chores and responsibilities. 39
34. Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice for hours? It said "concentrate." 17
35. How do you confuse a man? You don't. They're born that way. 12
36. How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one. 6
37. Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house.20
38. Why don't men need more than one bookmark? Because the sports section is always on the last page. 11
39. Why do men bring a map to the park? In case someone asks them how they got lost. 28
40. Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets. 22
41. Why do men like boats so much? Because they always need to be the captain.
42. Why do men always bring a hammer to a softball game? They heard it was a hit. 36
43. How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.6
44. Why do men often watch sports on TV? Because they can't fast forward to the ending in real life. 16
45. Why do men always fall asleep on the couch during movies? It’s the only place they feel safe from chores and responsibilities.39
46. Why don’t men play hide and seek with young children? Because children are undefeated champions in that game.
47. Why do men always bring a hammer to a softball game? They heard it was a hit. 36
48. Why do men always have a big grin on their face while reading a map? They’re plotting their next wrong turn. 25
49. Why do men always have a big grin on their face while reading a map? They’re plotting their next wrong turn. 25
50. Why do men tell corny jokes? So they can laugh at their own punchline. 18

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