Top 50 Money Jokes

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The Top 50 Money Jokes List

These are the top 50 Money Jokes for 2024.

1. Why did the banker switch careers? He lost interest!
2. How do you make a small fortune in the stock market? Start with a large fortune!
3. How does a tree get onto the internet? It logs in!
4. Why did the dollar bill break up with the quarter? It found someone who really valued it!
5. What do you call a broke potato? A dep'tato!
6. Why did the penny break up with the dollar? It felt like it was just being taken for granted!
7. Why did the banker switch careers? He lost interest!
8. Why did the penny break up with the dollar? It felt like it was just being taken for granted!
9. What did the dollar say to the penny? "You make me feel like a million bucks!"
10. Why did the man put his money in the blender? Because he wanted to make liquid assets!
11. How do you know when a bank teller is bored? They start counting the pennies in their own pockets!
12. Why don’t dollar bills ever get lost? Because they always have a sense of direction!
13. How do you make a small fortune in the stock market? Start with a large fortune!
14. Why did the credit card apply for a job? It wanted to make some extra cash!
15. Why did the penny break up with the nickel? It couldn't make cents of their relationship!
16. Why did the dollar bill break up with the coin? It found someone with more cents!
17. Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems.
18. Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems.
19. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
20. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, even money!
21. How do you make a small fortune in the stock market? Start with a large fortune!
22. Why did the dollar bill break up with the penny? It found someone worth more!
23. Why don’t dollar bills ever get lost? Because they always have a sense of direction!
24. How does a tree get onto the internet? It logs in!
25. Why did the dollar break up with the euro? Because it couldn't handle the exchange rate!
26. Why did the penny break up with the dollar? It felt like it was just being taken for granted!
27. Why don't dollar bills ever get lost? Because they always have a lot of cents!
28. Why couldn't the budget sleep at night? It was too broke!
29. Why did the banker switch careers? He lost interest!
30. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
31. Why do ducks have feathers? To cover their bills!
32. Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems.
33. Why was the equal sign so humble? Because it knew it wasn't less than or greater than anyone else!
34. Why did the robber take a bath before he stole from the bank? Because he wanted to make a clean getaway!
35. What do you call a financial planner who can't play golf? A poor-putter!
36. How do you know when a bank teller is bored? They start counting the pennies in their own pockets!
37. How does a tree get onto the internet? It logs in!
38. Why did the credit card apply for a job? It wanted to make some extra cash!
39. Why don't dollar bills ever get lost? Because they have good cents!
40. Why did the coin go to school? It wanted to get change!
41. What do you call a financial planner who can't play golf? A poor-putter!
42. Why did the credit card apply for a job? It wanted to make some extra cash!
43. Why did the banker switch careers? He lost interest!
44. Why did the credit card go to therapy? It had too many charges!
45. Why did the piggy bank break up with its girlfriend? It lost interest.
46. How did the mortgage loan feel after a workout? Homeless!
47. Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted liquid assets!
48. How do you make a small fortune in the stock market? Start with a large fortune!
49. Why did the banker break up with his girlfriend? He lost interest!
50. Why did the penny break up with the nickel? It found someone with more sense!

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