Top 50 Nhl Jokes

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The Top 50 Nhl Jokes List

These are the top 50 Nhl Jokes for 2024.

1. Why did the hockey player bring a ladder to the game? Because he wanted to reach new heights!
2. Why did the hockey puck go to therapy?
3. Why do hockey players make great detectives? Because they always follow the puck!
4. Why do hockey players like taking selfies? Because the ice is so cool!
5. Why do hockey players always carry a pencil? Because they want to draw the penalty!
6. Why are hockey players such bad musicians? Because they always shoot the puck instead of playing it!
7. Why did the hockey puck go to therapy?
8. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
9. Why do hockey players like taking selfies? Because the ice is so cool!
10. Why was Cinderella so bad at hockey? Because she always ran away from the ball!
11. Because it was feeling a bit deflated.
12. Why do hockey players like taking selfies? Because the ice is so cool!
13. Why was Cinderella so bad at hockey? Because she always ran away from the ball!
14. Why did the math book look sad after watching the hockey game? Because it had too many problems.
15. Why don’t hockey players get hot? Because they have fans!
16. Why are hockey players such bad musicians? Because they always shoot the puck instead of playing it!
17. Why did the hockey player cross the road? To get to the penalty box on the other side!
18. Why did the hockey puck go to therapy?
19. Why did the hockey puck go to therapy?
20. Why do hockey players like taking selfies? Because the ice is so cool!
21. Why did the hockey puck go to therapy?
22. Why did the hockey puck go to therapy?
23. Why do hockey players like taking selfies? Because the ice is so cool!
24. Why do hockey players love to play music? Because they can’t resist a good “beat” on the ice!
25. Why did the referee go broke? Because he kept blowing all his money!
26. Why did the hockey player bring string to the game? So he could tie the score!
27. Why did the hockey puck go to therapy?
28. Why did the hockey coach go to the bank? Because he wanted to get his players’ checks!
29. Why did the hockey player bring string to the game? Because he wanted to tie the score!
30. Why was Cinderella so bad at hockey? Because she always ran away from the ball!
31. Why was Cinderella so bad at hockey? Because she always ran away from the ball!
32. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
33. Why did the hockey player bring a ladder to the game? Because he wanted to reach new heights!
34. Why don’t hockey players get hot? Because they have fans!
35. Why did the coach go to the bank? Because he wanted to get his quarter back!
36. Why was the math book sad after watching the hockey game?
37. Why did the hockey puck go to therapy?
38. Why did the referee go broke? Because he kept blowing all his money!
39. Why was Cinderella so bad at hockey? Because she always ran away from the ball!
40. Why do hockey players make terrible detectives? Because they always follow the puck!
41. Why did the math book look sad after watching the hockey game? Because it had too many problems.
42. Why did the hockey puck go to therapy?
43. Why did the hockey player cross the road? To get to the penalty box on the other side!
44. Why did the coach go to the bank? Because he wanted to get his quarter back!
45. Why was Cinderella so bad at hockey? Because she always ran away from the ball!
46. Why did the hockey team go to the bakery? Because they needed a good "knead"!
47. Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back!
48. Why don’t hockey players get hot? Because they have fans!
49. Why did the hockey puck go to therapy?
50. Why do hockey players like taking selfies? Because the ice is so cool!

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