Top 50 Rain Jokes

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The Top 50 Rain Jokes List

These are the top 50 Rain Jokes for 2024.

1. What did one raindrop say to the other?
2. Why did the rain go to therapy?
3. What did one raindrop say to the other?
4. Why did the rain go to therapy?
5. What did the raindrop say to the umbrella? "Stop blocking my shine!"
6. What did one raindrop say to the other?
7. Why did the lightning bolt break up with the thundercloud?
8. What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's a crowd!
9. Because it felt under the weather.
10. Because it had a lot of emotional baggage!
11. Why does the rain never play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you're always falling!
12. Why does rain always get invited to parties? Because it knows how to make a splash!
13. What does rain say when it falls? "I’m just dropping in!"
14. What did the raindrop say to the rainbow? "You color my world!"
15. Why did the raindrop break up with the puddle? It found someone who wouldn't keep it stagnant!
16. Why did the weather report go to therapy? It had too many highs and lows!
17. What did one raindrop say to the other? "Two's company, three's a crowd!"
18. Why did the raindrop go to school? To improve its falling grades!
19. Because it had a lot of emotional baggage!
20. Because it felt under the weather.
21. Why did the rain bring a suitcase? Because it wanted to make a splash on its vacation!
22. What did one raindrop say to the other?
23. Why did the raindrop bring a suitcase? Because it wanted to travel!
24. What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, three's a cloud!
25. Why did the lightning bolt break up with the thundercloud?
26. Why don't raindrops ever get lost? Because they always follow the clouds!
27. What do you call two straight days of rain in a row? Monday!
28. Why did the cloud break up with the sun? It found someone who could give it more space!
29. What do you call two straight days of rain in a row? Monday!
30. What is a cloud's favorite game to play with rain? Puddle jump!
31. Why did the raindrop break up with the puddle? It found someone more uplifting!
32. Why did the white, fluffy cloud break up with the rain? Because it was tired of the mistreatment.
33. What do you call it when it rains cats and dogs? A simple weather forecast!
34. Why did the raindrop go to school? It wanted to become a little brighter!
35. What do you call two straight days of rain in a row? Monday!
36. Why did the lightning bolt break up with the thundercloud?
37. Why did the rain go to therapy?
38. Because it felt under the weather.
39. Why did the rain go to therapy?
40. What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks? Fowl weather!
41. Why did the raindrop break up with the puddle? It felt like it was just going in circles!
42. Why did the white, fluffy cloud break up with the rain? Because it was tired of the mistreatment.
43. Why did the white, fluffy cloud break up with the rain? Because it was tired of the mistreatment.
44. What did the rain say to the rainbow? You brighten my day!
45. What do you call two straight days of rain in a row? Monday!
46. What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, but three's a cloud!
47. What did the raindrop say to the puddle? You crack me up!
48. Why did the raindrop break up with the puddle? It found someone deeper!
49. Why does the rain never play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you're always falling!
50. Why did the weather report go to therapy? It had too many highs and lows!

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