Top 50 Rain Jokes

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The Top 50 Rain Jokes List

These are the top 50 Rain Jokes for 2024.

1. Why did the rain go to therapy?
2. What did one raindrop say to the other?
3. What did the rain say to the umbrella? Cover me, I’m falling hard!
4. Why was the math book sad when it rained? Because it had too many problems.
5. Why did the rain go to therapy?
6. Because it felt under the weather.
7. Because it had a lot of emotional baggage!
8. Why did the white, fluffy cloud break up with the rain? Because it was tired of the mistreatment.
9. Why did the lightning bolt break up with the thundercloud?
10. Why did the lightning bolt break up with the thundercloud?
11. What did one raindrop say to the other? "Two's company, three's a crowd!"
12. Why did the raindrop break up with the puddle? It felt like it was just going in circles!
13. Why did the raindrop break up with the puddle? It was tired of the relationship being one-sided!
14. What does rain say when it falls? "I’m just dropping in!"
15. Why does it always rain on the weekend? Because it’s too tired to shower during the week!
16. Why did the rain go to therapy?
17. Why was the math book sad when it rained? Because it had too many problems.
18. Why did the raindrop bring a suitcase? Because it wanted to travel!
19. Why did the rain go to therapy?
20. Why did the lightning bolt break up with the thundercloud?
21. What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, but three's a cloud!
22. Why was the math book sad when it rained? Because it had too many problems.
23. What do you call two straight days of rain in a row? Monday!
24. Why did the cloud break up with the sun? It found someone who could give it more space!
25. Why does it always rain on the weekend? Because it’s too tired to shower during the week!
26. What did one raindrop say to the other?
27. What did one raindrop say to the other? "Two's company, three's a crowd!"
28. Why was the math book sad when it rained? Because it had too many problems.
29. What did one raindrop say to the other?
30. Why did the raindrop break up with the puddle? It felt like it was just going in circles!
31. What did one raindrop say to the other?
32. What do you call it when it rains cats and dogs? Feline precipitation!
33. Why did the storm cloud break up with the sunny day? It found the relationship too one-sided!
34. Why did the raindrop join the gym? To get in shape for falling!
35. Why does the rain never play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you're always falling!
36. What do you call two straight days of rain in a row? Monday!
37. What do you call two straight days of rain in a row? Monday!
38. What did one raindrop say to the other?
39. What do you call two straight days of rain in a row? Monday!
40. Why did the raindrop break up with the puddle? It found someone who wouldn't keep it stagnant!
41. What do you call two straight days of rain in a row? Monday!
42. Why did the lightning bolt break up with the thundercloud?
43. Why did the lightning bolt break up with the thundercloud?
44. What did one raindrop say to the other?
45. Why was the math book sad when it rained? Because it had too many problems.
46. Why did the raindrop break up with the puddle? It found someone deeper!
47. What did one raindrop say to the other?
48. Why does the rain never play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you're always falling!
49. What does rain say when it falls? "I’m just dropping in!"
50. Why did the raindrop go to therapy?

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