Top 50 Southern Jokes

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The Top 50 Southern Jokes List

These are the top 50 Southern Jokes for 2024.

1. What did the Southern tomato say to the egg during the barn dance? You crack me up!
2. Why did the Southern bean get kicked out of the party? Because it was a little too corny!
3. Why did the Southern chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
4. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
5. Why did the Southern chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
6. How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste!
7. What did the Southern cow say to the Southern chicken? "You crack me up!"
8. Why did the Southern tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
9. Why did the Southern chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
10. What did the Southern tomato say to the egg during the barn dance? You crack me up!
11. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
12. Because he heard the hens were all talkin' about how they wanted a good "wing"man for the night!
13. Why did the Southern baker go to art school? Because he wanted to learn how to make the best dough!
14. How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste!
15. Why did the Southern scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
16. Why did the Southern chicken farmer bring a ladder to the barn dance?
17. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
18. Because he heard the hens were all talkin' about how they wanted a good "wing"man for the night! 🐔
19. Why did the Southern chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
20. Why did the Southern cow become an astronaut? Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
21. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
22. Why did the Southern scarecrow win an award? Because he was out-standing in his field!
23. Why did the Southern chicken farmer bring a ladder to the barn dance?
24. Why did the Southern chicken farmer bring a ladder to the barn dance?
25. What did the Southern tomato say to the egg during the barn dance? You crack me up!
26. Why did the Southern squirrel take a nap? Because it was too nutty outside!
27. Why did the Southern chicken farmer bring a ladder to the barn dance?
28. Why did the Southern chicken farmer put a trampoline in the barn? Because he wanted to raise his eggs!
29. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
30. Why did the Southern belle always carry a pencil? In case she had to draw attention!
31. Why did the Southern baker go to art school? Because he wanted to learn how to make the best dough!
32. What did the Southern grandmother say to her grandson? "If you keep making that face, it’ll get stuck that way!"
33. What did the Southern tomato say to the egg during the barn dance? You crack me up!
34. Why do Southern ghosts like to ride in pickup trucks? Because they love a good boo-levard!
35. How did the Southern tomato court the Southern bell? He whispered sweet nothings into her vine.
36. Why did the Southern squirrel take a nap? Because it was too nutty outside!
37. Why did the Southern cow always wear a bell? Because its horns didn’t work!
38. Why did the Southern tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
39. Why did the Southern chicken farmer bring a ladder to the barn dance?
40. Why did the Southern squirrel take a nap? Because it was too nutty outside!
41. Why did the Southern tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
42. Why did the Southern chicken farmer bring a ladder to the barn dance?
43. How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste!
44. Why do Southern folks always carry a pencil? Because they want to draw a good crowd!
45. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
46. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
47. Why did the Southern tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
48. Because he heard the hens were all talkin' about how they wanted a good "wing"man for the night! 🐔
49. What did the Southern tomato say to the egg during the barn dance? You crack me up!
50. Why did the Southern baker go to therapy? Because he kneaded it!

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