Top 50 Southern Jokes

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The Top 50 Southern Jokes List

These are the top 50 Southern Jokes for 2024.

1. How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste!
2. How did the Southern tomato court the Southern bell? He whispered sweet nothings into her vine.
3. What did the Southern tomato say to the egg during the barn dance? You crack me up!
4. Why did the Southern tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
5. Why did the Southern tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
6. Why did the Southern squirrel take a nap? Because it was too nutty outside!
7. Why do Southern folks always carry a pencil? Because they want to draw a good crowd!
8. Why did the Southern cow say to the Southern chicken? "You crack me up!"
9. How did the Southern tomato court the Southern bell? He whispered sweet nothings into her vine.
10. Why did the Southern farmer get a new tractor? Because he wanted to plow through his problems!
11. Why did the Southern girl bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house!
12. Why did the Southern corn get an award? Because it was ear-resistible!
13. Why did the Southern cowboy get a dachshund? Because someone told him to get a long little doggy!
14. Why did the squirrel swim on its back? To keep its nuts dry!
15. Why did the Southern scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
16. What did the Southern tomato say to the egg during the barn dance? You crack me up!
17. Why did the Southern cow become an astronaut? Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
18. How did the Southern tomato court the Southern bell? He whispered sweet nothings into her vine.
19. How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste!
20. Why did the squirrel swim on its back? To keep its nuts dry!
21. Why did the Southern chicken farmer bring a ladder to the barn dance?
22. Because he heard the hens were all talkin' about how they wanted a good "wing"man for the night!
23. What did the Southern tomato say to the egg during the barn dance? You crack me up!
24. Why did the Southern chicken farmer bring a ladder to the barn dance?
25. Why did the Southern man bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
26. Why did the Southern cowboy get a dachshund? Because someone told him to get a long little doggy!
27. Why did the Southern chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
28. Why did the Southern cowboy get a dachshund? Because someone told him to get a long little doggy!
29. Why did the Southern squirrel bring a suitcase to the picnic? Because it wanted to pack a little nutty fun!
30. What do you call a Southern belle in a tornado? A flat tire!
31. What did the Southern tomato say to the egg during the barn dance? You crack me up!
32. Why do Southern folks always carry a pencil? Because they want to draw a good crowd!
33. Why did the Southern corn get an award? Because it was ear-resistible!
34. Why did the Southern scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
35. Why did the Southern tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
36. How did the Southern tomato court the Southern bell? He whispered sweet nothings into her vine.
37. Why did the Southern chicken farmer bring a ladder to the barn dance?
38. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
39. What did the Southern tomato say to the egg during the barn dance? You crack me up!
40. Why did the Southern chicken farmer get a promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field!
41. Why did the Southern scarecrow win an award? Because he was out-standing in his field!
42. Why did the Southern chicken farmer get a promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field!
43. Why did the Southern girl bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house!
44. Why did the Southern chicken farmer bring a ladder to the barn dance?
45. Why do Southern folks always carry a pencil? Because they want to draw a good crowd!
46. Why did the Southern chicken farmer bring a ladder to the barn dance?
47. Why did the Southern chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
48. Why did the Southern scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
49. What did the Southern tomato say to the egg during the barn dance? You crack me up!
50. Why did the Southern chicken farmer bring a ladder to the barn dance?

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