Top 50 Southern Jokes

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The Top 50 Southern Jokes List

These are the top 50 Southern Jokes for 2024.

1. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
2. What did the Southern tomato say to the egg during the barn dance? You crack me up!
3. Why did the Southern cowboy get a dachshund? Because someone told him to get a long little doggy!
4. How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste!
5. Why did the Southern cow become an astronaut? Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
6. Why did the Southern chicken farmer bring a ladder to the barn dance?
7. Why did the Southern cow always wear a bell? Because its horns didn’t work!
8. Why did the Southern chicken farmer bring a ladder to the barn dance?
9. Why did the Southern cow become an astronaut? Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
10. How did the Southern tomato court the Southern bell? He whispered sweet nothings into her vine.
11. What did the Southern tomato say to the egg during the barn dance? You crack me up!
12. Why did the Southern scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
13. Why did the Southern tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
14. Why did the Southern belle always carry a pencil? In case she had to draw attention!
15. What did the Southern tomato say to the egg during the barn dance? You crack me up!
16. Why do Southern folks always carry a pencil? Because they want to draw a good crowd!
17. Why did the Southern tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
18. Why did the Southern man put his money in the blender? Because he wanted to make some liquid assets!
19. Why did the Southern chicken farmer bring a ladder to the barn dance?
20. Why did the Southern belle always carry a pencil? In case she had to draw attention!
21. Why did the Southern chicken farmer bring a ladder to the barn dance?
22. Why did the Southern tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
23. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
24. Why did the Southern corn get an award? Because it was ear-resistible!
25. Why did the Southern cowboy get a dachshund? Because someone told him to get a long little doggy!
26. Why did the Southern chicken farmer bring a ladder to the barn dance?
27. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
28. Why did the Southern tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
29. What did the Southern tomato say to the egg during the barn dance? You crack me up!
30. Why did the Southern chicken farmer become a musician? Because he had a lot of cluckin' talent!
31. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
32. Why did the Southern chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
33. Why did the Southern corn get an award? Because it was ear-resistible!
34. How did the Southern tomato court the Southern bell? He whispered sweet nothings into her vine.
35. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
36. What did the Southern tomato say to the egg during the barn dance? You crack me up!
37. Why did the Southern chicken farmer bring a ladder to the barn dance?
38. Because he heard the hens were all talkin' about how they wanted a good "wing"man for the night! 🐔
39. Why do Southern folks always carry a pencil? Because they want to draw a good crowd!
40. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
41. Why did the Southern baker go to therapy? Because he kneaded it!
42. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
43. Why did the Southern chicken farmer bring a ladder to the barn dance?
44. What did the Southern tomato say to the egg during the barn dance? You crack me up!
45. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
46. Why did the Southern belle always carry a pencil? In case she had to draw attention!
47. Why did the Southern corn get an award? Because it was ear-resistible!
48. Why did the Southern chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
49. Why did the Southern cowboy get a dachshund? Because someone told him to get a long little doggy!
50. Why did the Southern scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

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