Top 50 Uncle Jokes
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These are the top 50 Uncle Jokes for 2024.
1. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.2. You should always knock on the fridge door before opening it; just in case there's a salad dressing.
3. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
4. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
5. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
6. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it.
7. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? Just in case he got a hole in one.
8. You should always knock on the fridge door before opening it; just in case there's a salad dressing.
9. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
10. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
11. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? They make up everything.
12. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
13. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
14. "Why couldn’t the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings."
15. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
16. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? Just in case he got a hole in one.
17. What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud!
18. Broken puppets for sale: No strings attached.
19. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
20. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
21. Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side.
22. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
23. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
24. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
25. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? Just in case he got a hole in one.
26. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
27. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
28. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
29. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? Just in case he got a hole in one.
30. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
31. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
32. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
33. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
34. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? They make up everything.
35. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
36. Want to hear a construction joke? Oh, sorry, I’m still working on that one.
37. You should always knock on the fridge door before opening it; just in case there's a salad dressing.
38. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
39. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
40. What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud!
41. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
42. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
43. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
44. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
45. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
46. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
47. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? Just in case he got a hole in one.
48. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
49. Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side.
50. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
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