Top 50 World Jokes

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The Top 50 World Jokes List

These are the top 50 World Jokes for 2024.

1. What did the runner say when he lost his wallet? I'm always running out of money!
2. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
3. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
4. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
5. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
6. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An Investigator!
7. Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home? Because it lost its bearings!
8. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
9. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
10. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space!
11. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
12. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
13. How do you keep a bagel from getting away? You put lox on it!
14. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
15. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
16. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
17. Why was the music teacher arrested? For fingering A Minor!
18. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
19. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
20. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space!
21. How do you organize a space party? You "planet"!
22. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
23. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
24. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
25. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
26. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
27. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
28. Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!
29. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
30. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
31. Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home? Because it lost its bearings!
32. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
33. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
34. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
35. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
36. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
37. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
38. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
39. What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark? Floodlights!
40. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite!
41. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
42. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
43. What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory!
44. How do you organize a space party? You "planet"!
45. Why are fish easy to weigh? Because they have their own scales!
46. Why are fish easy to weigh? Because they have their own scales!
47. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
48. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
49. How does a snowman get around? By riding an "icicle"!
50. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!

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