Top 50 World Jokes

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The Top 50 World Jokes List

These are the top 50 World Jokes for 2025.

1. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
2. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
3. What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark? Floodlights!
4. Why was the broom late? It swept in!
5. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
6. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
7. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
8. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
9. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
10. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
11. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
12. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite!
13. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
14. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
15. Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants!
16. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
17. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
18. What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark? Floodlights!
19. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
20. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
21. Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!
22. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
23. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
24. What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark? Floodlights!
25. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
26. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
27. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
28. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
29. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
30. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
31. How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
32. What did one wall say to the other wall? "I'll meet you at the corner!"
33. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
34. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
35. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
36. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
37. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
38. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
39. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
40. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
41. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
42. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
43. What did the runner say when he lost his wallet? I'm always running out of money!
44. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
45. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
46. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
47. How do you organize a space party? You "planet"!
48. Why was the broom late? It swept in!
49. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
50. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!

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