Top 50 World Jokes

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The Top 50 World Jokes List

These are the top 50 World Jokes for 2024.

1. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
2. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
3. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space!
4. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!
5. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
6. Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants!
7. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
8. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
9. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
10. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
11. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
12. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
13. Why are fish easy to weigh? Because they have their own scales!
14. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
15. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
16. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
17. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
18. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
19. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
20. Why was the broom late? It swept in!
21. Why was the music teacher arrested? For fingering A Minor!
22. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
23. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
24. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
25. Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!
26. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
27. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
28. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
29. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite!
30. What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark? Floodlights!
31. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
32. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
33. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
34. Why was the music teacher arrested? For fingering A Minor!
35. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
36. Why was the music teacher arrested? For fingering A Minor!
37. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems!
38. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
39. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
40. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
41. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
42. How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
43. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
44. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems!
45. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
46. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
47. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
48. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
49. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
50. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!

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