Top 50 World Jokes

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The Top 50 World Jokes List

These are the top 50 World Jokes for 2024.

1. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
2. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An Investigator!
3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
4. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
5. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems!
6. Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!
7. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
8. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
9. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
10. Why was the broom late? It swept in!
11. How do you keep a bagel from getting away? You put lox on it!
12. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
13. How do you organize a space party? You "planet"!
14. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
15. How does a snowman get around? By riding an "icicle"!
16. What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark? Floodlights!
17. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
18. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
19. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
20. Why was the broom late? It swept in!
21. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!
22. How do you organize a space party? You "planet"!
23. What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark? Floodlights!
24. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
25. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
26. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
27. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
28. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
29. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
30. How does a snowman get around? By riding an "icicle"!
31. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
32. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!
33. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems!
34. Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!
35. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
36. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
37. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
38. What did one wall say to the other wall? "I'll meet you at the corner!"
39. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
40. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
41. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
42. How does a snowman get around? By riding an "icicle"!
43. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
44. How do you organize a space party? You "planet"!
45. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
46. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
47. How does a snowman get around? By riding an "icicle"!
48. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
49. Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants!
50. Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants!

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