Top 50 Yo Momma So Fat Jokes

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The Top 50 Yo Momma So Fat Jokes List

These are the top 50 Yo Momma So Fat Jokes for 2024.

1. Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scale, it says "To be continued..."
2. Yo momma so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food
3. Yo momma so fat, she uses Google Maps as a mirror
4. Yo momma so fat, when she wears a red sweater, kids mistake her for Santa Claus
5. Yo momma so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck
6. Yo momma so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
7. Yo momma so fat, she uses Google Earth to take a selfie
8. Yo momma so fat, when she goes to the zoo, elephants throw her peanuts
9. Yo momma so fat, she needs a hula hoop for a belly button ring
10. Yo momma so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven
11. Yo momma so fat, she fell in love and broke it
12. Yo momma so fat, she put on a fur coat and all the animals in the zoo started to panic.
13. Yo momma so fat, she broke her leg and gravy poured out
14. Yo momma so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck
15. Yo momma so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack
16. Yo momma so fat, when she takes a selfie, Google Earth zooms out
17. Yo momma so fat, her belly button gets home 5 minutes before she does
18. Yo momma so fat, she has her own area code.
19. Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scale, it says "one at a time, please!"
20. Yo momma so fat, she fell in love and broke it
21. Yo momma so fat, when she goes to the zoo, elephants throw her peanuts
22. Yo momma so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck
23. Yo momma so fat, when she wears a yellow skirt, the sun gets jealous
24. Yo momma so fat, she uses a mattress as a maxi pad.
25. Yo momma so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck
26. Yo momma so fat, she needs a hula hoop for a belly button ring
27. Yo momma so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
28. Yo momma so fat, she has her own area code.
29. Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scale, it says "one at a time, please!"
30. Yo momma so fat, when she wore an "X" jacket, helicopters tried to land on her
31. Yo momma so fat, she uses Google Maps as a mirror
32. Yo momma so fat, when she wore an "X" jacket, helicopters tried to land on her
33. Yo momma so fat, she takes up both lanes of the highway
34. Yo momma so fat, when she dances, the band skips
35. Yo momma so fat, when she wears a yellow skirt, the sun gets jealous
36. Yo momma so fat, she takes up both lanes of the highway
37. Yo momma so fat, she put on a fur coat and all the animals in the zoo started to panic.
38. Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scale, it says "To be continued..."
39. Yo momma so fat, she wears a VCR as a beeper
40. Yo momma so fat, when she goes to the beach, the tide comes in
41. Yo momma so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck
42. Yo momma so fat, when she auditions for a role, the casting director says "We said 'Goodbye,' not 'Good eats!'"
43. Yo momma so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
44. Yo momma so fat, she needs two watches, one for each time zone
45. Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scale, it says "To be continued..."
46. Yo momma so fat, she has her own area code.
47. Yo momma so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld
48. Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scale, it says "one at a time, please!"
49. Yo momma so fat, when she wears a red sweater, kids mistake her for Santa Claus
50. Yo momma so fat, she wears a VCR as a beeper

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