Top 50 Yo Momma So Fat Jokes

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The Top 50 Yo Momma So Fat Jokes List

These are the top 50 Yo Momma So Fat Jokes for 2024.

1. Yo momma so fat, when she wears a white dress, people say it looks like a marshmallow in a snowstorm
2. Yo momma so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
3. Yo momma so fat, when she sits around the house, she really sits around the house.
4. Yo momma so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck
5. Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scale, it says “to be continued.”
6. Yo momma so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people shout "Caution, wide load!"
7. Yo momma so fat, when she wears a t-shirt with a map on it, people ask for directions
8. Yo momma so fat, she uses a mattress as a maxi pad.
9. Yo momma so fat, when she goes to the zoo, elephants throw her peanuts
10. Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scale, it says "one at a time, please!"
11. Yo momma so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits *around* the house
12. Yo momma so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people shout "Caution, wide load!"
13. Yo momma so fat, her clothes have their own zip code.
14. Yo momma so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
15. Yo momma so fat, she needs two watches, one for each time zone
16. Yo momma so fat, when she dances, the band skips
17. Yo momma so fat, she tripped over 4th of July
18. Yo momma so fat, she uses a mattress as a maxi pad.
19. Yo momma so fat, her belly button gets home 5 minutes before she does
20. Yo momma so fat, when she wears a red sweater, kids mistake her for Santa Claus
21. Yo momma so fat, she broke her leg and gravy poured out
22. Yo momma so fat, she tripped over 4th of July
23. Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scale, it says "To be continued..."
24. Yo momma so fat, her belly button gets home 5 minutes before she does
25. Yo momma so fat, she uses Google Maps as a mirror
26. Yo momma so fat, she needs a hula hoop for a belly button ring
27. Yo momma so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck
28. Yo momma so fat, she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles
29. Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scale, it says “to be continued.”
30. Yo momma so fat, her clothes have their own zip code.
31. Yo momma so fat, she uses a mattress as a maxi pad.
32. Yo momma so fat, she tripped over 4th of July
33. Yo momma so fat, she tripped over 4th of July
34. Yo momma so fat, when she sits around the house, she really sits around the house.
35. Yo momma so fat, she uses Google Maps as a mirror
36. Yo momma so fat, when she goes to the beach, the tide comes in
37. Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scale, it says one at a time, please!
38. Yo momma so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food
39. Yo momma so fat, she uses Google Earth to take a selfie
40. Yo momma so fat, when she goes to the beach, the tide comes in
41. Yo momma so fat, she needs two watches, one for each time zone
42. Yo momma so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"
43. Yo momma so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"
44. Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scale, it says one at a time, please!
45. Yo momma so fat, her clothes have their own zip code.
46. Yo momma so fat, she fell in love and broke it
47. Yo momma so fat, when she walked past the TV, people missed a season of their favorite show
48. Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scale, it says one at a time, please!
49. Yo momma so fat, she has her own area code.
50. Yo momma so fat, she needs a hula hoop for a belly button ring

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