Turtle Tortoise Species Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Turtle Tortoise Species Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her; we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, "Does he bite?" She said "No." And I said, "Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?" Liar.

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