Twilightalchemist Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Twilightalchemist Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.

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