Unlikely Hero Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Unlikely Hero Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

My friend had a burrito. The next day he said, "That burrito did not agree with me." I was like, 'was the disagreement over whether or not you'd have diarrhea? Let me guess who won.' "I tried to reason with it, I insisted, you know. I was like, 'I wanna go outside, I like these pants, but the burrito had his way."

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