Urban Fantasy Detective Name Question7

This question tests your creativity to find the Urban Fantasy Detective Name match that is perfect for you. What Do You think of this Idea?

I should install switches on my car's dash that don't do anything. When someone gets in my car I'll look them dead in the eye and say "Buckle up." I'll start flipping switches in what appears to be a purposeful order, then I'll drive like a grandma while avoiding any conversation about the switches.

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