Urban Mystic Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Urban Mystic Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming, sometimes I'm not sure which one it is. I gotta go by the outfit. Pants - uh oh. Bathing suit - okay. Naked - we'll see. Should I be swimming faster, or am I getting laid?

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