Vampirevindicator Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Vampirevindicator Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

"An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an 'Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order' sign, just 'Escalator Temporarily Stairs...sorry for the convenience.'"

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