Whimsy Elven Heritage Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Whimsy Elven Heritage Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

A cop stopped me for speeding. He said, 'Why were you going so fast?' I said, 'See this thing my foot is on? It's called an accelerator. When you push down on it, it sends more gas to the engine. The whole car just takes right off. And see this thing? This steers it'

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