Wild West Duel Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Wild West Duel Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

Of course, uh, the universe is gradually slowing down and, uh, will eventually collapse inwardly on itself, according to the laws of entropy when all it's thermal and mechanical functions fail, thus rendering all human endeavors ultimately pointless. Just to put the gig in some sort of context.

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