Wilderness Guardian Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Wilderness Guardian Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

Not so great in England at the moment; in an online poll we came last, we actually came bottom of European countries for quality of life, because of things like the weather, obviously, late retirement, poor holiday, poor public services, poor health service; it's basically just a kind of grey, godless wilderness, full of cold pies and broken dreams.

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