Horoscope Quiz Results

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Yep, that's a panda. You are living about three feet off of the natural ground or in Narnia. Do something for yourself for once. Do it! What did I just say? You will opt for plastic surgery this year. Label the right part before you go under or they'll have no clue where to start. Some shine like a diamond, but you shine like a fresh sheet of aluminum foil. Your sparkle only lasts until someone wraps you around leftover pizza. You may not catch everyone's eye after that, but hey, free pizza!

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