Horoscope Quiz Results

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You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest. You got into computers early so you could use made-up, bulls**t terminology and get away with it. Your next Career: Taxidermist. Don't leave the house for at least a month. Feel free to put on a happy face this week, just make sure you take your own glum, depressed face first. Otherwise the noses will smush together and you'll sound like a goose with a cold.

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