Mall Ninja Bullshit Generator 

Mall Ninja Bullshit Generator

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Generate original mall ninja bullshit. Inspired by the famous Gecko45. The Mall Ninja Bullshit generator currently can create over 7,107,100 unique results. Even more if you use a translator or the AI content rewriter. This AI generator is enhanced with ChatGPT, and GPT-4. The Mall Ninja Bullshit Generator was Updated Feb-05-2024




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Top 10 Mall Ninja Bullshits

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1.  I am the Lieutenant of a 3 man Rapid Tactical Force Team, in one of the nation’s largest indoor retail shopping centers. I am here to protect 13-year-old boys like yourself, so you don’t get gang-raped behind the dumpster outside the mall arcade, on your way home to mommy after killing some bad guys at the “Silent Scope” game. We only patrol the roof, maintenance areas, and parking lots with rifles, MP5’s for if TSHTF indoors, and Glock 30’s on our belts.

2. I am a Master of three martial arts including ninjitsu, which means I can wear the special boots to climb walls in case the escalator is broken. we are a very select, elite fighting team sent to protect the mall from evil.

3. If you put on your ninja boots, body armor, tatical briefcase/helmet, strap on every gun you own, take a deep breath, you are still way too unprepared to be a mall cop!

4. Threats over the internet are just as valid as face to face


5. I am the Sergeant of a three-man Rapid Tactical Force at one of America’s largest indoor retail shopping areas. I am here to protect 13-year-old boys like yourself, so you don’t get gang-raped behind the dumpster outside the mall arcade, on your way home to mommy after killing some bad guys at the “Silent Scope” game. I have enemies because of my job. They may have access to high-powered rifles.

6. My team uses Colt R0933s. That’s a .223 select-fire M4 commando with a 11.5" My "Black-Ops" history ensures that you will never know about the missions I accepted in my younger days, and Vietnam still shudders when it hears the name of an assassin so skillful and deadly, he is remembered decades later.

7. We’re cops, we just don’t get the glory.

8. Gun control means using both hands.


9. I am the Sergeant of a three-man Rapid Tactical Force at one of America’s largest indoor retail shopping areas. I have personally saved the ass-virginity of several young boys in my days. But there are many brave men like myself out there who risk their lives daily so that boys like yourself can live a normal heterosexual life. My ass is the one the line so your fat butt can go to the mall and pick up the latest copy of “Computer Gaming Monthly” without getting jumped and sodomized in the mall bathroom.

10. We “RTFers”, by arrangement with the local police, carry high-strength OC spray and batons. If we have a full tactical alert and permission from the local LEOs we also have a Mossberg 500 with less-lethal rounds and two K-frame Smith .38s loaded with 158gr. LRN. Basically, the situation is that we get the call, we lock up the situation, put everything five by five, and cordon the area until the local authorities arrive. Low profile is key to our survival and the survival of our clients.

We are undervalued for our beneficial effect on society at large, for the urban and suburban shopping centers see 80% of the armed violence in this nation, and why don’t the cops take care of it, because they are a bunch of wusses, and they are not man enough to put up with the danger and stress.

SMILE, WAIT FOR FLASH


I am the Sergeant of a three-man Rapid Tactical Force at one of America’s largest indoor retail shopping areas. My job starts and ends at the same time every day. Although I use four rotating routes to drive to and from work, I am still vulnerable during the walk to and from my car. I also check the car for bombs before I enter it every night and rotate vehicles every day. We are low profile and only spring into action when we are needed. Even when we are “working” you will rarely see us drop the perp and take him in for questioning. We work fast and avoid publicity.

My 30/06 Remington 700 with a custom walnut stock and a Leupold scope can kill a deer at 500 yards with factory ammo! It is not my martial arts skills that make me so vital to the security of the mall, it is my tactical and strategic skills honed by years of intense on-site on the job training.

We are undervalued for our beneficial effect on society at large, for the urban and suburban shopping centers see 80% of the armed violence in this nation, and why don’t the cops take care of it, because they are a bunch of wusses, and they are not man enough to put up with the danger and stress.

Gun Control is not about guns; it's about control.


I am the Sergeant of a three-man Rapid Tactical Force at one of America’s largest indoor retail shopping areas. I am here to protect 13-year-old boys like yourself, so you don’t get gang-raped behind the dumpster outside the mall arcade, on your way home to mommy after killing some bad guys at the “Silent Scope” game. My ass is the one the line so your fat butt can go to the mall and pick up the latest copy of “Computer Gaming Monthly” without getting jumped and sodomized in the mall bathroom.

My team uses Colt R0933s. That’s a .223 select-fire M4 commando with a 11.5" Low profile is key to our survival and the survival of our clients.

It’s not extreme to be prepared and the merchants don’t mind, it keeps the Neonazi gangs and the Crips out of the mall.

If you want something done right, waste them yourself. I'm paraphrasing, but you get the idea.


I am the Lieutenant of a 3 man Rapid Tactical Force Team, in one of the nation’s largest indoor retail shopping centers. I am currently receiving escalator assault training. I regularly deal with threats from drug dealers, serial killers, and shoplifters.

My 30/06 Remington 700 with a custom walnut stock and a Leupold scope can kill a deer at 500 yards with factory ammo! we are a very select, elite fighting team sent to protect the mall from evil.

Remember, real life, doesn’t have a ‘reset game’ option.

If you want something done right, waste them yourself. I'm paraphrasing, but you get the idea.


I am the Sergeant of a three-man Rapid Tactical Force at one of America’s largest indoor retail shopping areas. My job is to defend and protect the lives of the many shoppers who currently visit this center, We are on-site, when the cops are cruising around handing out speeding tickets or harassing prostitutes.

My 30/06 Remington 700 with a custom walnut stock and a Leupold scope can kill a deer at 500 yards with factory ammo! We have armored GMC Yukons and Suburbans for executive protection. We have several Hummers with MG mounts for our two HK21Es, and two VERY special armored vehicles for more serious work.

We are undervalued for our beneficial effect on society at large, for the urban and suburban shopping centers see 80% of the armed violence in this nation, and why don’t the cops take care of it, because they are a bunch of wusses, and they are not man enough to put up with the danger and stress.

The bigger the knife, the better at knife-fighting


I am the Lieutenant of a 3 man Rapid Tactical Force Team, in one of the nation’s largest indoor retail shopping centers. My job is to defend and protect the lives of the many shoppers who currently visit this center, We meet at the range every night and shoot 400 rounds each through weapons that closely resemble our duty setup.

I am a Master of three martial arts including ninjitsu, which means I can wear the special boots to climb walls in case the escalator is broken. To keep very low profile, I wouldn’t show up on TV even if I did make a major bust for the AMW show. This protects my identity and that of my family. It also allows me to do covert ops without blowing my cover. You know, corp. espionage works both ways.

Im not a Green Beret but guess what neither are you and unlike you I have to face unruly shoppers every day.

Safety training? Who needs that? This is war!


I am the Sergeant of a three-man Rapid Tactical Force at one of America’s largest indoor retail shopping areas. I have personally saved the ass-virginity of several young boys in my days. But there are many brave men like myself out there who risk their lives daily so that boys like yourself can live a normal heterosexual life. My ass is the one the line so your fat butt can go to the mall and pick up the latest copy of “Computer Gaming Monthly” without getting jumped and sodomized in the mall bathroom.

my AR-15 has quad rails, a flashlight/ laser combination, a dummy grenade launcher, a bayonet, a telescoping stock, and an ACOG scope! we are a very select, elite fighting team sent to protect the mall from evil.

Remember, real life, doesn’t have a ‘reset game’ option.

I miss my ex but my aim is improving.


I am the Lieutenant of a 3 man Rapid Tactical Force Team, in one of the nation’s largest indoor retail shopping centers. I have personally saved the ass-virginity of several young boys in my days. But there are many brave men like myself out there who risk their lives daily so that boys like yourself can live a normal heterosexual life. I regularly deal with threats from drug dealers, serial killers, and shoplifters.

I have a complete arsenal of weapons: Revolvers, Glocks, MP5's, sniper rifles, shotguns, automatic rifles, etc. I’m not even technically employed by the mall I’m stationed at, my orders come from “higher up”, hint, hint.

Im not a Green Beret but guess what neither are you and unlike you I have to face unruly shoppers every day.

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.


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