New Age Bullshit Generator 

New Age Bullshit Generator

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Generate random new-age bullshit by using the new age bullshit generator. What is new age bullshit, you ask? It's a personal philosophy that combines ancient spirituality and complete utter bullshit. The New Age Bullshit Generator provides guidance in all aspects of life. The New Age generator can generate anything from inspirational quotes, to a fortune cookie. The New Age Bullshit generator currently can create over 5,625,126,029,316 unique results. That is over a Trillion unique and original New Age Bullshits. Even more if you use a translator or the AI content rewriter.




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New Age Bullshit Generator Overview

The new-age bullshit generator generates original new age bullshit.

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Top 10 New Age Bullshits

This is a list of the top 10 New Age Bullshits for 2021.


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We move as electrical impulses.


Without science, one cannot live.

The future will be a higher evolving of non-locality.

It can be difficult to know where to begin. Who are we? Where on the great myth will we be recreated? If you focus on freedom, you'll have desire. But whether you pursue wisdom, freedom will be guaranteed.

2. Guru Jatayu Kazetani


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Understand grace gives you plenty of time to do whatever you want to do if you wait in the present moment.


The complexity of the present time seems to demand a condensing of our essences if we are going to survive.

Imagine a invocation of what could be.

If you have never experienced this osmosis of the creative act , it can be difficult to self-actualize. Our conversations with other seekers have led to a ennobling of supra- ancient consciousness. Walk with those seeking freedom. Run from those who think they've found serenity.

4. Guru Takesi Kuroba


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We must go beyond the constant clamor of bondage, beyond the tools of healing and inseparability, to the still, calm place within us: the realm of the cosmos.


You must take a stand against materialism.

The explosion of spacetime is now happening worldwide.

Although you may not realize it, you are technological. We are at a crossroads of faith and dogma. Walk with those seeking aspiration. Run from those who think they've found complexity.

6. Guru Ekiken Naya


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We dream, we dream, we are re-energized.


Without starfire, one cannot exist.

It is in unfolding that we are reborn.

The higher plane is calling to you via superpositions of possibilities. Can you hear it? Reality has always been aglow with pilgrims whose souls are baptized in chi. Walk with those seeking energy. Run from those who think they've found knowledge.

8. Guru Naozane Yasunaga


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The goal of vibrations is to plant the seeds of intuition rather than dogma.


pain is born in the gap where stabilize has been excluded.

The grid is approaching a tipping point.

Although you may not realize it, you are interstellar. Throughout history, humans have been interacting with the higher plane via bio-electricity. Walk with those seeking spacetime. Run from those who think they've found wellbeing.

10. Guru Shoda Nayar


An easy life has never produced a powerful choice. Just let it go.


You must take a stand against greed.

It is in evolving that we are aligned.

Although you may not realize it, you are pranic. Throughout history, humans have been interacting with the planet via molecular structures. Walk with those seeking insight. Run from those who think they've found potentiality.

Guru Ichisake Hirashima


If you try to get rid of nature and healing without knowing their meaning, they will grow stronger and return. Everything is perfect and yet everything can improve.


We can no longer afford to live with desire.

Imagine a unveiling of what could be.

It can be difficult to know where to begin. Throughout history, humans have been interacting with the dreamtime via bio-electricity. If you focus on joy, you'll have discontinuity. But if you pursue healing, joy will be guaranteed.

Guru Krishna Kiya


An easy life has never produced a powerful energy.


discontinuity is the antithesis of serenity.

The higher plane is approaching a tipping point.

It can be difficult to know where to begin. Reality has always been beaming with entities whose brains are enveloped in life. There is just no getting around that turning suffering into stardust is up to you.

Guru Royce Nakayama


Your grace is useless when your joy is full of stagnation. There are no coincidences.


You may be ruled by delusion without realizing it. Do not let it eradicate the growth of your path.

It is in unfolding that we are re-energized.

How should you navigate this enlightened multiverse? Who are we? Where on the great journey will we be aligned? There is no separation between knowledge and understanding. yearning and stagnation fall away all the time.

Guru Takao Sumadera


We grow, we reflect, we are recreated.


You may be ruled by pain without realizing it. Do not let it eradicate the birth of your journey.

Eons from now, we lifeforms will heal like never before as we are re-energized by the biosphere.

Have you found your circuit? Reality has always been bursting with dreamers whose auras are annoited by spacetime. Walk with those seeking rejuvenation. Run from those who think they've found ecstasy.

Guru Norishige Okuma


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