Oneliner Generator 

Oneliner Generator

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The Oneliner Generator is the perfect tool when you're feeling creative yet are short on time. It will give you the perfect phrases that will have your friends dying from laughter. With a few clicks, you'll be on your way to becoming the life of the party.


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Oneliner Generator Overview

The Oneliner generator generators random Oneliner content.

How to Generate a Oneliner

Hit generator to generate random Oneliner content.

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Top 10 Oneliners

This is a list of the top 10 Oneliners for 2021.

1. You know what offends me? Offended people. In a country with guaranteed rights to freedom of religion, its citizens are constantly trying to make faith in public spheres illegal, I am offended by that contradiction and want to talk about it as a comic.

2. I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.

3.  Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?

4. When you look like I do its hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese.

5. Imagine being killed by a bow and arrow. That would suck. An arrow killed you, they would never solve the crime. "Look at that dead guy. Let's go that way."

6.  Don’t spell part backward. It’s a trap.

7. You know who has a tiny vagina? Barbie. Not Klaus Barbie, the infamous Nazi.

8. I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's fantastic for 'flu. So I went, and I got it.'

9.  Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

10.  "Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars but checks when you say the paint is wet?"

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